Sunday I was preaching at a certain church where there was a fair mixture of ladies and gentleman. I was preaching on the life and times of Abraham and mentioned his wife Sarah, how she managed to keep her beauty even in her old age. So I mentioned the following joke which apparently didnt go down well, judging from the ladies angry looks.
A couple who were married for thirty years were getting ready to go to church. The lady looking into the mirror and noticed her bulging tummy and flabby body.Then she said to her husband- Oh Dear I have grown old, fat and ugly. There are wrinkles on my face, quite a sprinking of grey hairs on my head and and my whole body is out of shape.!! I feel so depressed and down. Can you please say something to cheer me up?
Her husband said." You certainly have very good eyesight!"
The men laughed but a few ladies looked at me sternly. So I quickly cut the crap and moved back to the story of father Abraham.
