JUDGMENT DAY

Well, have finally finished marking the exam papers. It was a sore test of my patience and I had to take 3 Panadols.But granted, it was a frustrating excperience for me.One answer sheet had this introduction-" The aim of this module is to prepare students for the final exam-straight from my notes!! I almost collapsed of a heart attack!! I was so frustrated that I went out and had to sit by the pavement and look at the blue sky for awhile.

MY DREAM

I guess everybody wishes for the good things in life. But the sad truth is many of us have to get acquianted with the meaning of contentment.I still dream of the day when I will be seeing a few million dollars. On that day I will throw all my books into the sea and will be sipping pinreapple juice by the seaside somewhere in the world.OH My patron saint- please make my wish come true!!

IS EVOLUTION TRUE??

I do not know if evolution is true but scientists have pointed out that we have many body parts that we really do not need and are only found among the animal species.The small toe, the hair under our armpits, eyebrows and the earlobe-the hair fossicles all over our body which species passed that on to us?Those of you who have got bushy eyebrows and mustaches are greater suspects among the homo sapiens species.Those hairs serve no practical purpose and yet we possess them.Look straight into your eyes into the mirror- where did you come from? Reflect - 10000 years ago- how did our ancestors look like? Why do we have eyes and a facial expression that resemble so strangely to that of a baboon? O God!Could it be true!?

THE DREAM GIRL AND THE REALITY.

I went to a Seminary to study Theology for four years.I had a dear friend and He had always wanted to marry his dream woman.I won't comment on my friends wife's looks but this is how his mother in law looks like. He became a missionary and married someone from a tribe in Northeren Thailand.He is not unhappy though.

A SHAMEFUL WOMAN!!

I caught this shameful woman from the opposite apartment trying to spy on me as I taking my shower!! What a shameful act. I quickly wrapped myself with a towel and pulled all the curtains and asked God to protect me from Satan's master plan to defile my holiness!!! Then I quickly called the police but you know the Malaysian police- by the time they arrived after their teh tarik- the nuisance had bolted.