GOOD LESSONS

GOOD DAYS BRING GOOD MEMORIES AND BAD DAYS BRING GOOD LESSONS.LEARN THE LESSON WELL OR PAY THE FULL PRICE.
VIJAY- THE MIDNIGHT OWL

MY FRIEND

Behind the promising,harmlessand attractive exteriors of most friendships,lies the silent and lurking sepent within.It bids it's time.But for now its all sweet smiles,warm handshakes,lengthy conversations over tea time and enjoyable flatteries and exchanging confidences.Yes,its bids its time,it does not show its face or nature yet- because circumstances are not favourable as yet.As the Serpent lies completely motionless with hardly any sign of movement, that its victims let down their defences thinking its friendly-and harmless.As the smiling 1st Class Moron unsuspectingly relaxes,is chummy as usual,that the Serpent slowly gets ready for action. He is about to learn a lesson he will never forget for the rest of his life.
The Midnight Owl

It is your own outdated strategy,not the unfair opponent that are to blame for your failures.

MY NEW LADY

After my car got hijacked once by men holding big sticks,my ex-girlfriend panicked and started screaming as I bolted the scene.It was there and then then I decided to dump her for a girlfriend who was a bit tougher. After meeting scores of women everywhere from Tag to Adultfriendfinder- I bumped into this lady at one of the local Gyms. It was love at first sight for both of and I proposed immediately.Now I dont fear any more car hijackings. Vijay The Midnight Owl.

P.S. The only problem seems to be that I have to buy her 2 tons of Protein drinks every month.I only complained once but she gave me such a threatening look I had a hunch which told me to drop the quarrel immediately.Furthermore I have to do all the housework now.

A FRIEND

This is one of my American Lady friends,Nicky Jacobson.(I hope I had spelt it right)She is into Yoga and,I think travels frequently to India.She came to Malaysia once to help out in my work then and stayed a few days. I drove her around the city.She can talk on many subjects-minus one thing. She hates the smell of whisky. The Midnight Owl

AN ARMOUR FOR YOU.

If you happen to possess a noble soul and have intentions of helping others,keep this advise in mind-" Expect nothing in return." It is natural for you to expect people to be grateful to you for the sacrifices you have made on their behalf. The truth is, gratitude is a burden to the human species and they will resent it in the most subtlest of ways when they sense any sense of reciprocity.One of the safest attitudes to have in life came from the lips of a Jewish Rabbi-"Do good expecting nothing in return and you will be the children of the Most High." This is the best armour against the ingratitude of the human animals. The Midnight Owl.