WISHFUL THINKING

Sometimes I wish the reverse of life was true. We wake up from the graveyard with a semi decomposed body and walk straight from the cemetary to the old folks home and gradually recover. Within 10 years we are chased out because we are getting younger and noisier and refuse to clean up the new arrivals mess.Then we get married and and get even younger and so we dont have the commitments of marriage. Eventually we descend into puberty and move on to the pre puberty stage. Then we discover that we are growing smaller and smaller and grow into infants.Then we are ushered into special homes for babies and then finally- VOILA- we vanish into the thin smoke with a great sense of orgasm! Maybe,whoever is responsible for getting the human race started should have consulted me first!!!

I MET A MAN

AS I WAS GOING UP THE STAIRS,
I MET A MAN WHO WASNT THERE.
HE WASNT'T THERE AGAIN TODAY!
OH- HOW I WISH HE WOULD GO AWAY!!

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM PERU

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM SOMEWHERE IN PERU,
WHO DREAMT THAT HE WAS EATING HIS VERY OLD SHOE.
HE WOKE UP IN A HORRIBLE FRIGHT,
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SILENT NIGHT,
AND FOUND IT WAS PERFECTLY TRUE!!!
ANONYMOUS