TO ALL STUDENTS

It's exam period,and all students are advised to start their revision early.Take your books and notes- go to your quiet corner and start now.Because the questions are not going to be simple or straightfoward.And if it may please my Lord, kindly off that mobile phone of yours while studying.Thank You Vijay- The Midnight Owl

FASHION

I saw a guy in Batu Ferringi, Penang recently with this hairstyle.I had a half fright.If I had seen this guy in a dimly lit stairway,probably I would have fainted or ran like hell without looking back.

SHEEPSKINS

These seats are made from real sheepskins for the human species butt to sit on.For those of you who are prone to complain that life is unfair and tough, just be thankful that you were not born as a sheep or cow and land up as seatcover for someones bus or worse still,to be served as beefsteak for someones dinner. Vijay The Midnight Owl

NICE

The best thing to do in places like this is to read a book,go for a walk or seek the God of the Universe.But be careful though.If going for a walk,make sure you grab hold of a good size stick. The last time I went for a walk, suddenly out of nowhere monkeys appeared and started screeching madly and showing their teeth.I waved my stick but even more monkeys started appearing shaking the branches furiously.It seemed the whole tree came alive with these little devils. That was one disappointing walk to seek God. Vijay- The Midnight Owl