A BLIND DATE

Some time ago some friends arranged for a blind date. The meeting place was to be at Sogo.My heart beat a little faster as I polished my shoes, ironed my best shirt to perfection with no trace of any crease and put on my best tie.I spent at least 20 minutes setting my hair with the new gel. When I arrived, to my dismay, I noticed this plump Auntie with heavy make-up with a red ribbon on her head and a thick pink belt with a huge butterfly as a buckle- straight from the 1960's, I perceive.She was also wearing red high heel shoes. As she came down from the stairs, I wanted to slip away but it was too late,she had spotted me. I held my breath as she asked," Are You Vijay?" I answered her instinctively and immediately-" Sorry Mr. Vijay could not make it today. My name is Rajah!"

MY PREVIOUS BIRTH

This is a picture of me in my previous birth.In this life I was born as an Indian but according to the Nandi Leaves, it reveals that in my previous life I was born as a tribal chief among the Nevaho Red Indians in Nevada. It seems I have seen many battles and the American colonialists were fearful of me!The ancient chart reveals that in one battle, about 10,000soldiers fled from me when I started howling like a wolf!!

Whatever the truth is- I certainly do hope that this is my last REINCARNATION.
(I do hope that you like my earrings, though!)

Next to me was my wife.She is carrying her ancestor's ashes on her head. Wherever she is- I certainly hope she does not look for me.

THE NEW AMERICAN DOLLAR

The next American dollar will probably look like this. Vijay