THE NEW MIXER

A Client bought me this new fruit juice mixer.The first time I juiced some vegetables and drank it,my face almost turned green.Thank God I survived. Vijay. THE MIDNIGHT OWL

THE OFFICE LADY

This is my Honourable Secretary who keeps the office.She is kind and gentlehearted EXCEPT when I dont pay her on time- then all hell breaks loose!! Vijay- The Midnight Owl

BY NATURE- A THIEF

LAST WEEK

YESTERDAY
Every year the Banks report lost or missing money but they are always bewildered at the loss.It seems that some cash just mysteriously disapppears from their vaults.Well,the truth is,ladies and gentleman- its the work of Toyols and Jinns. Sometimes when I wake up I see money like this on the table.It's the work of El- Rakh Rimau.Last week he brought back some money again.But I have told him not to steal from neighbours.If its the Bank,its okay since all the Banks are daylight robbers.If you need any cash, please leave your address here. I will tell El Rakh Rimau to visit you soon. THE MIDNIGHT OWL

CLJ 2008-NEW ARRIVAL

This is the latest addition of the Current Law Journal.It cost me RM1,400 just for these 6 volumes.But the problem is that there is no more place in my humble apartment for any more books.So right now I am looking for a bigger place.On the right hand side is my wife who puts me to sleep every night.After a hard days work,there is nothing like getting a shot of her.Shes smooth, but there is someone else more smoother than her- Johnnie Walker Blue Label.
(RM720.00) The Midnight Owl