MERRY CHRISTMAS

  I SAW THE NEIGHBOURS WIFE SHOUTING AT HER TEENAGE CHILDREN- OVER SOME SHOPPING STUFF. THIS IS HOW SHE LOOKED LIKE. I WAS HOPING FOR A QUIET CHRISTMAS. i WALKED TO MY APARTMENT AND QUICKLY BOLTED THE DOOR.

NASIB BURUK

BAIK TUNANGNYA JAHAT,

HIDUP TUNANGNYA MATI
KASIH TUNANGNYA CERAI!!

If he is good, his partner/spouse turns out to be a sick monkey, if he lives, his partner/spouse dies,
He loves, but the spouse divorces.

This phrase is used for an expression of resignation. That no matter what a person does, it still does not work out. If you are good but the other person turns out to be a half baked Jackass!! You life runs smoothly, but the other person, for some unknown reason dies.The Malaysian scene is full of incidents like this- tragic road accidents ,victims of crime or sickness.He loves the person, but the other person behaves like "kera kena belacan" and divorces him!! Looks like fate is against this person. Tiada nasib.Just too bad!!! Maybe kena mandi bunga-lah!! VJ

DIVINE DECREE

NOBODY ASKED OUR CHOICE, AND WE WERE BORN IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD.SOME WERE HURLED INTO THE CITIES, OTHERS MADE THEIR APPEARANCE IN THE INTERIORS OF THE JUNGLE. IMAGINE BEING BORN INTO A NOMADIC TRIBE WITH ONLY A CLOTH TO  COVER YOURSELF, AND TAKING A BAMBOO IN YOUR HANDS TO HUNT MONKEY MEAT FOR BREAKFAST.IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.IMAGINE BEING BORN AS A CHICKEN OR A COW AND LANDING ON SOMEBODY'S PLATE AS BEEF STEAK OR DEEP FRIED CHICKEN. THANK GOD FOR BEING BORN THE WAY YOU ARE.

CHRISTMAS GREETINGS

THE MIDNIGHT OWL TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GREET EVERYONE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS.REMEMBER- DONT SING TOO LOUD IN CHURCH- EVERYONE KNOWS ITS BULLSHIT.EAT IN MODERATION AND YOU WONT NOTICE THE EXTRA  BULGE IN YOUR BELLY AFTER CHRISTMAS.AND OUT THERE IN THE SHOPPING COMPLEXES, AVOID STARING AT STRANGERS NO MATTER HOW WEIRD THEY MAY APPEAR.IT WOULD INDEED BE FRIGHTFUL TO BE FOLLOWED BACK HOME BY A PSYCHO WHO THINKS YOU HAVE OFFENDED HIM. IF YOU CAN, AVOID THE USELESS TALK AND ENJOY SOME MOMENTS OF QUIETNESS. YOU DESERVE IT.   GOD BLESS YOU.

LETS FACE THIS

IN A FEW DAYS TIME, 2009 WILL QUIETLY SLIP AWAY AND WE WILL BE USHERED INTO THE UNKNOWN.NONE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE. THERE ARE MANY RELIGIONS ON EARTH BUT NONE CAN TELL US WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS.MAYBE GOOD NEWS, MAYBE BAD NEWS.IT IS AS THOUGH "CLOUDS AND DARKNESS ARE BEFORE US". BUT ONE THINGS FOR SURE. WE CANT AVOID THE RUNNING OF TIME. THERE IS ONLY ONE CHOICE- LETS FACE IT.    VIJAY