MY LITTLE SECRET.

This is the other side of me. Every Saturday night, I go looking for my latest victim.I like to stab them repeatedly and then throw their worthless carcass into the fowl stinking rubbish heap.It gives me great pleasure and satisfaction to hear them scream and howl for help.Right now I am already dressed up.Tonight I am going to get my boss who laughed in my face when I asked for a promotion.He's going pay a price tonight. The Midnight owl

P.S. Next week will be Jane,the lady who spurned my love and for calling me a mentally unstable Jackass.

THE JUICE.

Whenever I am in the USA, breakfast and dinner is oftentimes served with some of the greatest orange juices found anywhere in the whole wide world.I believe USA has the finest. VIjay

P.S.Of course,orange juice always tastes better with a bit of vodka in it.After 2 shots of that stuff, one can speak Greek naturally- no classes needed.One more shot, then one can converse in Hebrew-you one can talk to God direct.If one is able to finish half a bottle,then in all probability,you will wake up under a tree in Taman Jaya Park. You wake up and wonder why the lady joggers run like mad when passing you by.Its then you realize that your pants are missing!! The Midnight Owl