2012 in the HOLY QURAN

 THE 101ST SURAH

AL-QARIA (THE CALAMITY,THE STUNNING BLOW, THE DISASTER)

The Day of Noise and Clamour: What a terrible calamity!
And what will make you comprehend what the terrible calamity is?
The day on which men shall be  swarming around in confusion,
And the mountains shall  burst forth like wool.
And then comes the  accounting-
As for him whose measure of good deeds is heavy, He shall be welcomed by the Most High.
And as for him whose measure of deeds is corrupted,
His destination  shall be the abyss.
And  do you know what is the destination?  ...........A burning fire.
PS. make sure this is not your destination because I think it a real place and anybody who is dumped into there, is unlikely to get out.

BAD OLD DAYS

Tan Chwee Geok v  Khaw Yen- Yen (1975) 2 MLJ 188
" In the bad old days of England   from where we took our rules, if you put a comma wrong you were thrown out of Court , so strict were there about technicalities.

But over the years this strictness gave way to common sense, and every time the Rules were amended it was with the object of removing fussy technicalities and making it easier for the parties to get justice." Lord President Suffian

MORNING CONVERSATION

Madam- Boleh cakap dengan lowyar VJ?
VJ       - VJ disini.Siapa Awak?
Madam- Saya Sititwan panggil -Saya punya abang mahu  celai dia punya bini.Lu boleh tolong-hah?
VJ-      - You punya abang mahu cerai- apa pasal kamu panggil?
Madam- Dia punya bini banyak jahat punya olang. Saya mahu tolong dia.
VJ-      - panggil abang awak panggil saya. Kalau engkau mahu cerai sualmi awak- kamu sendiri boleh
             panggil- okay?
Madam- Aiyoh!! Itu macam kah??