SICK PHILOSOPHERS

IT IS NOT THAT WE DONT GET WHAT WE WANT, THE REAL TRAGEDY IS LIFE IS THAT WE DONT KNOW WHAT IS IT THAT WE WANT.

LIFE HAS NO REASON, JUST A STRUGGLING THROUGH YOUR EXISTENCE, AND THE SENSELESS END OF IT ALL, IS  THE INSULT OF THE GRAVE THAT IS WAITING FOR US ALL.   CALVIN

WHAT GOOD IS FAITH WHEN THERE IS NOTHING TO BELIEVE IN, WHAT GOOD IS HOPE WHEN THERE IS NOTHING TO HOPE FOR, AND WHAT GOOD IS LOVE WHEN THE WORLD ONLY UNDERSTANDS HATE?  THISEN

THE  TROUBLE IS - EVERONE IS ALIVE BUT NOBODY IS LIVING. WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF LIFE!!     YOGA PRACTITIONER

LIFE IS ONE LONG PROCESS OF GETTING TIRED!!       SAMUEL BUTLER

LIFE  IS ONE SICK JOKE!~!                                                  VOLTAIRE

LIFE IS A TALE TOLD BY AN IDIOT,FULL OF SOUND AND FURY,SIGNIFYING NOTHING!!

                                                                                                  WILLIAM SHAKESPHERE

DO NOT BE SWAYED BY THE SAYING OF SICK PHILOSOPHERS. - ACCEPT THE RESPONSIBILITY  AND LIVE !! 

                                                                                               A. VIJAYCHANDRAN

                                

GREETINGS FROM IRAN

THIS IS MY DAUGHTER FROM IRAN. SHES A REAL BEAUTY. VJ

CURE FOR EPILEPSY

In a shocking case, a Chinese man allegedly killed an 11-year-old boy and ate his brain, believing it would cure his epilepsy.

Chaoxu told police he believed eating the brain with earthworms and ants would cure his illness. He was apparently married to a nurse, who left him because of his illness. Xuetang's mourning mother Yu Chaohu said that her son had disappeared late at night. "It was getting dark, but I couldn't find my son anywhere in the village, the Sun quoted her as saying. She added: "I even asked the village head to broadcast on the radio to ask my son to come back home for dinner."

Ps: a law student asked me what I thought about the above article. I told him that if you are a law student, you dont have to worry  about anybody coming after your brains.

SENTIMENTAL BULLSHIT IN AVATAR

YOU MAY NOW CHOOSE A WOMAN.

I HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN HER  BUT SHE MUST ALSO CHOSE ME.

SHE ALREADY HAS!!

 MAY GOD HELP YOU BOTH. VJ

PJ MAGISTRATES COURT CANTEEN

THIS WAS TAKEN IN THE PJ MAGISTRATES COURT THIS MORNING. FROM THE LEFT IS THE REPRESENTATVE OF A LOCAL COLLEGE,THAN REV JULIE KHOO, STUDENT ORNID IMRAN, ANOTHER PASTOR AND EMMANUEL AN AFRICAN STUDENT. I WAS REPRESENTING ORNID IN A SMALL MATTER.

ONCE UPON A TIME

I USED TO HIKE A LOT IN DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD, BUT I THINK AGE HAS CAUGHT UP WITH ME NOW.I WANDERED IN MANY LONELY PARTS OF THE WORLD ALL ALONE. I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING BUT I NEVER FOUND IT. UNTIL TODAY I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS SEARCHING FOR. ANYWAY I HAVE STOPPED SEARCHING--VJ

Latest Client

THIS IS HOW MY LATEST LADY CLIENT LOOKED LIKE. SHE WAS CHARGED FOR HITTING HER EMPLOYEE WITH A  SPANNER.  WHEN I ASKED HER IF SHE REALLY DID THAT-SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE THIS.           VJ          

Well folks - its Friday again!! I was in the Labour Court this morning defending Chin Song Tyres again.That  was a lot of work and after this I have to  visit another law firm to collect some documents. Monday I will be in PJ Magistrates Court to defend a Pakistani student who was charged  with stealing from a Malay lady.When you are a lawyer, the comedy never ends.It just goes on. I commented to the other lawyer this morning- " I should have chosen to be a fisherman or a farmer. At least I can grab my changkul and dig something somewhere and not to be arguing  all the time!" Is anyone out there contented with his work.? Many years ago I was a waiter in Penang. Little money but lots of fun.Well I guess we all have to grow up sometime.Have a blessed weekend.Peace be to you.  And many thanks for reading this miserable writeup!!

THATS LIFE

We never get what we want,

We never want what we get,
We never have what we like,
We never like what we have.
And still we live & love. and carry on....hoping  & dreaming....
That's life...

THE UGLY HARVEST

The Seed -So, be careful what you plant now;

it will determine............. what you will reap later......

FINALLY I BELIEVE.

A LAWYER TOLD ME ONCE  THAT SOME PEOPLE  HAVE THEIR BRAINS IN THEIR BUTT. I DID NOT BELIEVE IT UNTIL I SAW THIS PICTURE.

THE ILLUSION AND THE REALITY.

What happiness can there be in the world where everyone is born to die?”

SEE TAU POH!! [ LADY BOSS]

NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE WHOS THE  BOSS AT HOME!!    VJ

MONKEY TRICKS

Havent been blogging lately. Everyday I was somewhere in Court or seeing some Clients.Yesterday represented Chin Song Tyres in the Labour Court.Everyone was there except the other lawyer. Supposedly fell sick. His Client produced a Medical Certificate.  I told the Court that  if the lawyer was not dying of cancer then he should be in Court. Well, anyway the Judge has the last say. She granted a last postponement and the trial is fixed in 2 weeks time. Important thing, my Clients were satisfied with the way I objected  to the psotponement in Court. Well, after that it was teatime. I love my  profession. VJ

MOVE QUICKLY

“Handle them carefully, for words have more power than atom bombs!!"
 When the anger rises within you- move away quietly and quickly.Dont let any diseased monkey ruin your day. You really dont need this.