VISITOR.

Its been a very quiet day for me and this is the only visitor I had for the whole day.Thanks for dropping by pal.I feel very much better now. Vijay

A COMPLAINT TO ALMIGHTY GOD!!

Oh My God, whoever you are,how come I never met a lady like this in my younger days??You have just made me very,very upset,and I am not talking to you again.
The Midnight Owl

THE UNBELIEVABLE!

When my Colleague told me she is going to see the King one weekend,I gave her a cynical smile.But I did not laugh when she showed me this picture!!It turned out she was also the Secretary for a golf tournament in memory of our late Tunku. Now I am wondering who else she has seen in town!! Vijay- The Midnight Owl

SECTION 11 CONTRACTS ACT 1950

To all those who went to Chinese schools for your earlier education and "sudah di takdirkan" to attend MY class,I have this to say.Sect.11 talks about undue influence.The proper way to pronounce Section is SEK- the diction cuts down here- and then "tion" as in station. It is not pronounced as SEX-tion. All female students please take note-whenever you mention this word some guys are looking at you as though you just dropped a hint.One students face turned pink red. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

Guys-you need to look at your books while I am reading out a text.Keep the side glances elsewhere.Seolah2 saya telah dijatuh hukum oleh Mahkamah untuk mengajar murid2 ini.

REPAYMENT

"There is a time and a season for everything under the Sun"- King Solomon. This seems to be the time for repayment for all the inhuman abuses.Give your BEST SHOT my friend!! The Midnight Owl- Vijay

GRATITUDE

This is how I look like when my students forget to do their homework!! Vijay- The Midnight Owl

COMPANY MEETING.

Sorry honey-this weekend I will be away for a very important Company's meeting.The meeting only begins at 8.pm.But please don't call me after 10p.m because there will be a close door meeting about some very confidential matters which I am not at liberty to discuss with anyone.Bye and Good Night. Please hug all the children for me and say "Papa loves you."Remember- go to bed early. The Midnight Owl Vijay