MASKS

The Importance of not letting the Mask fall.Every performer and actor on the crowded stage is wearing a Mask,the feelings and the emotions of the audience only lovingly embrace the Mask - a pleasant,loving an appealling face to show the audience.The real p[ersonality is completely concealed.Should any actor by sheer carelessness or negligence make a Mask fall,a far less than attractice face will be revealed to the crowd- and one that few will forget even after the Mask is restored.Vijay- The Midnight Owl

A SHOCKING MORNING.

LAST WEEK AS I OPENED THE DOOR TO LEAVE MY APARTMENT,I GOT THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE!!!THIS CAT HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO 2 KITTENS AT MY DOORSTEP!!OH MY GOD.SAYA KENA PERGI MAHKAMAH LAH SAYANG.KENAPA ENGKAU LAHIR ANAK AWAK DI SINI?TEMPAT INI ADA LEBIH SERIBU PENGHUNI!! HANYA TEMPAT INI KAU DAPAT KAH?????????
I ALREADY HAVE MANY RESPONSIBILITIES. I JUST COME BACK TO CHANGE INTO ANOTHER WHITE SHIRT AND KENA KERJA LAGI.MANA SAYA ADA MASA UNTUK JAGA AWAK?? YA ALLAH, MENAPA SAYA DI SIKSA BEGINI???

MACAM MANA PUN- SAYA TAK SAMPAI HATI TO CHASE THEM AWAY.TERPAKSALAH KENA BELI SUSU DAN MAKANAN KUCHING UNTUK LAYAN MEREKA.SAMPAI PUKUL SATU PAGI PUN SAYA BOLEH DENGAR BUNYI"MEOWWWW- MWOWWWWWWW." JANGAN BISING LAH SAYANG- PAKCHIK KENA KERJA ESOK.JANGAN SEKSA SAYA BEGINI.INI SEMUA TAKDIR!!! YA ALLAH,APA DOSA SAYA SAMPAI SAYA DIHUKUM BEGINI?? VIJAY

SUED

THIS GUY GOT SUED BY HIS OWN BROTHER IN LAW- A BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP THAT WENT BAD.HIS TRIAL IS COMING UP IN THE LABOUR COURT THIS FRIDAY AND I WILL BE HANDLING THE CASE.MY ADVICE TO HIM IS THE SAME FOR ALL OTHER PERSONS WHO COME TO SEE ME- CUT TIES AND MOVE ON.LEARN THE LESSON WELL- NEVER DO BUSINESS WITH FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. VIJAY- THE MIDNIGHT OWL/

CHONG LIANG

THIS IS ONE OF MY CLIENTS. HE TOLD ME TO SUE A COMPANY UNTIL THEY CLOSE SHOP.INCIDENTALLY- THATS WHAT I DO BEST.HE GAVE ME A NICE DINNER TOO. VIJAY- THE MIDNIGHT OWL

PEGUAM GURPIT.

I BUMPED INTO MY FRIEND GURPIT SINGH AFTER 10 YEARS. HE IS NOW A MUSLIM CONVERT. WE USED TO BE READ LAW TOGETHER.HE IS SUCH A BRAINY AND LOVABLE GUY AND I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM AGAIN.I GAVE HIM A RIDE TO THE LRT STATION AND HE READ THE AL-FATIYAH IN MY CAR!! VIJAY

P.S.NOW HE WANTS TO FIND A MUSLIM WIFE FOR ME.

REST

THIS ARTIST MUST HAVE PAINTED THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.I SNAPPED THIS PHOTO AT CENTRAL MARKET.I LIKE THIS PLACE BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY FRIENDLY-BUT TODAY THIS GUY HAS GONE TO THE NETHER WORLD. VIJAY

THE COURTROOM

WELCOME TO THE COURTROOM. THIS IS ONE PLACE READERS SHOULD AVOID AL ALL COSTS.IT IS WHERE THE ACCUSED SITS AND STANDS- COMPLETE WITH HANDCUFFS.

THIS IS THE WITNESS STAND.WITNESSES TAKE THE OATH AND THEN,CHURN OUT THEIR CRAP FOR THE DAY.

THIS IS HOW THE INSIDE OF A COURTROOM LOOKS LIKE. ITS FORBIDDEN TO SNAP PHOTOGRAPHS IN HERE. BUT I THINK WHAT IT REALLY MEANS IS THAT YOU CANT TAKE PICTURES WHEN MAHKAMAH SEDANG BERSIDANG.I SURE HOPE NOT TO SEE YOU HERE SOMEDAY!! VIJAY.