SI-MANJA

THE SIMANJA IS BACK AND VISITED ME AGAIN AT MY APARTMENT. I THINK IT MUST HAVE BEEN REAL TIRED AS IT DOZED OFF AFTER ITS MEAL.WELL MADAM- REST WELL AND SWEET DREAMS. VIJAY-THE MIDNIGHT OWL

CHOY SAN v EL RAKH RIMAU

INTRODUCING THE MAGNIFICENT CHOY SAN-COVERED WITH GOLD.
DISTINGUISHED FROM ALL THE OTHERS.

ONLY THE GOD OF HEAVEN IS ABOVE HIM.
Today at 4.00am there was a terrible commotion between Choy San and El- Rakh-Rimau.Apparently El-Rakh-Rimau had gone into the bedroom where Choy San stays. Choy San is a Chinese Jinn which I brought back from a monastry in Tibet.He is covered completely with 18 carat gold.The quarrel only stopped when I shouted at EL-to get out of Choy San's room and go for his usual walk.Unlike EL-Rakh- Rimau,Choy San is a distinguished kind of character. He was upset with me for bringing a Turkish Spirit into the house.
I apologised and promised that if it happens again- I will send back El to the remote Turkish mountains. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

When El-Rakh- Rimau returned about an hour later,he said " Jinn Cina itu banyak sombong lah Tuan.Hantar dia balik!" I just dozed off.

THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE

Obviously there are some very angry people out there.The fundamental questions are,to my mind only two. Firstly,who are these people targeting holiday destinations and secondly,why are they angry enough to kill?

Once upon a time I was a Church Pastor but I am also acquainted with many Muslim folks.I have strolled through the streets of Yala and Songkhla- where usually bombs and shootings take place.I was treated very well whenever I visited any Muslim country in the whole world.Why did they not try to harm me? The answer is very simple- I did them no wrong and I never provoke anybody with my words or my deeds.There is no reason to attack me.I certainly hope that a bomb does not go off in some restaurant where I am eating fried noodles with dried chilli.I can imagine the headlines the next day, "LAWYER DIES WHILE EATING FRIED NOODLES IN BOMB ATTACK."
This violence cannot be solved by conveniently labelling all Muslims as terrorists.Many Muslims have died needlessly at the hands of non-Muslims.This is a fact.THE HORRIBLE RESULT?- many innocent non-Muslims have become the victims of their vengeance. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

All my condolences who have become the latest victims in this ever continuing cycle of vengeance.

DON CORLEONE

"A LAWYER WITH A SUITCASE CAN STEAL MORE MONEY THAN A DOZEN ROBBERS WITH GUNS."
DONE CORLEONE- THE GODFATHER

THE BAR FINALS

I was never a Science student.The most boring was Mathematics, Geography and worse of all - history!!And the History lecturer was unbelievably boring with her thick glasses and a strange looking head ribbon.Well this is me at UM sitting for the CLP(Certificate In Legal Practice)
Only 7 % first timers get through this paper.The reason the students fail is bacause the syallabus is extensive entirely procedural in content.This was the final day of the exams and my head felt very chill.I just went back to my rented room and fell into a deep sleep. Anyway I got through the paper and went on to do my chambering and 9 months later was called to the Malaysian Bar-a dream come true- I became an Advocate & Solicitor of the High Court Of Malaya!! Vijay- The Midnight Owl

PRECEDENTS

This are Malaysian Industrial Court Precedents over the last 15 yeas and anybody who wants to know the development of law in this area is advised to read this book.The author is Gomez- a big name in Industrial Law. Regards and Peace- Vijay.

FORENSICS

For all those criminals,crooks and other undesirables in society who find it difficult to take a straight path,this is the book to read if you want to rob,rape and plunder without leaving a trace as to who did it. Vijay- The Midnight Owl