FEELING LUCKY

Since a stray cat gave birth to 2 kittens at my doorstep I have been lucky in money matters.I have this strange feeling that I am going to strike it rich very soon. The Midnight Owl
P.S. All those of you out there who got money problems, please leave your name and telephone number here.

MURPHY'S LAW

Instead of collapsing on itself,this building tumbles over- causing more damage around it.Thats life- if something can go wrong,it will.Things dont always go as planned.So its better to think ahead and forsee all the possible worse case scenario and get prepared for it rather than staring in silence at the outcome or screaming and fleeing from the scene for dear life. Cheers.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Gravitating towards fame
"Once I got a taste of it,I went: 'I can do anything. I can do absolutely anything.' And you start to believe it. I know it to be true because I've seen it happen. I've experienced it. I'm ambitious. I try to make it look like it's not work -that's the biggest key. I've got it pretty good. There's no sense in making life seem like it's a struggle,because that doesn't make anybody feel better."

VIJAYS VISITORS

Hello there,this is my dwelling place.Somedays its Welcome Time,and somedays its Off Limits.I have had many visitors from around the world.Local visitors seem to love gathering around the marble table for a meal and chat away.Others love the TV.The other chap here is one of my former students,now a Manager at one of the prestigious Hotels in KL.His nickname is "THE KINGPIN". Sometimes the conversation goes on until the late night hours.On special days,families drop by to prepare a meal for me(and also to ensure that there is no dead corpse rotting in one of the rooms).Whatever you choose your home to be,may it be Blessed. Vijay- The Midnight Owl.

I HAVE GROWN OLD!!

Is life really really worth it? What is it all about? Why are we here?Generally life has been okay for me.Studied- finished my law degree,then my LLM. Then got called to the Bar.Now about to complete my Ph.D.Travelled to many parts of the world.Had a girlfriend once.Was blessed in money matters.Bought a nice car and an apartment.But whats the meaning of it all? I studied the Bible,Zen Buddhism,all the Oriental religions,Numerology and the Holy Quran.I even visited the world of the departed spirits once.Still there are many things I did not do in life- including starting my own family.Right now I just live to work.Thats my second greatest pleasure.The greatest pleasure is when I get paid in hard cash.Journey well my friend!! Vijay- The Midnight Owl

A personal advice- CUT OFF all unnecessary attachments.DO IT TODAY!!

MONKEY TRICKS!!

SOMETIMES I COLLECT MONIES ON BEHALF OF MY CLIENTS.THIS DEBTOR IS FULL OF MONKEY TRICKS.FIRST THEY SEND A CHECK AND THE FIGURES ARE BLUR.I SENT IT BACK WITH A THREATENING LETTER.NOW THEY SEND BACK THE CHECK AGAIN BUT THIS TIME THE WORDS ARE NOT CLEAR.WHEN I CALLED,THEY APOLOGISED AND BLAMED THEIR SECRETARY-WHO IT SEEMS FORGOT TO TAKE HER MEDICATION THAT MORNING.GRRRRR.... VIJAY

THE GREATEST MISPERCEPTION

Some bloggers are complete idiots. They see pictures like these from the animal world and mistakenly assume that such associations are possible in the realm of the homo sapien species. Relationships with other humans is an extremely fragile thing.Once you know this,we can be in a better position to handle whatever comes our way.Tread cautiously with this fantasy called friendship and I say this again- tread cautiously. I have handled many divorce cases and other partnerships that went sour.Love and friendship had crossed the border and had turned into bitter hatred.Alas,it is only possible to hate someone whom we have known and loved before.I think you will agree, that generally it is not possible to hate someone we did not know. Vijay- The Midnight Owl