One day three Pastors decided to get together for some fellowship.One Pastor said, since God has brought all of us together, why don't we just open up to each other? The two others thought it was a great idea.The second Pastor added, "As a sign of genuine brotherliness, sincerity and openess why don't we confess our secret sins to each other? The other two nodded in silent agreement.
The first Pastor began "I have this private sin and lately it is becoming a problem.I started with sipping some whisky but now I consume half a bottle of Jack Daniels every night.I have carefully concealed this habit and nobody knows anything about it, and I dont feel guilty because the first miracle Jesus did was to turn plain water into alcohol.Just before the Sunday preaching, I need 2 neat shots of that stuff.
The second Pastor continued, Lately I have been having an affair with this lady in our church.We have been seeing each other and lately got quite intimate.My wife and the church know nothing about it.Anyway I dont think thats serious because even King David did it.
The third Pastor suddenly looked downcast and said." Gentlemen, my secret sin is gossip and after what I have heard today, I just cant wait to get out from here!!!"
Vijay- The Midnight Owl
"I have learned, that if one advances confidently in the directionof his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined,he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." - Henry David Thoreau
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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- A.VIJAYCHANDRAN
- Kuala Lumpur, Selangor, Malaysia
- Origin- Penang.Came to KL in 80's to study theology.Threw away my religious books after 4 years to read Law.
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