DONT DO THIS

 Dont get invloved in this. . The Midnight Owl

PLEASE COME BACK!!

LIFES DEEPEST WOUNDS, THEY JUST WONT FADE AND GO AWAY.ESPECIALLY IF THERE'S A SENSE OF BETRAYAL- PLAYED OUT BY YOUR OWN SWEET SMILING FRIENDS OR SPOUSES.YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS TURF? YOU NEED KNOWLEDGE FROM THE SCHREWD WAR MASTERS.THE NATURE OF WARS HAS CHANGED DRASTICALLY- BUT THE ESSENCE IS THE SAME. STRETCH YOUR MIND-READ THIS CLASSIC.  SUN TZE'S - THE ART OF WAR.

LESSONS FROM THE STARS

Once upon a  season, that relationship meant everything.It went deeper than friendship. Enjoying each others Company, committed to each other and  just being each others pillar of support. It was great. But then one day,the unthinkable happens- the skies turn bleak and the dark clouds appear. Where once love existed, there is now only hatred.Everything changes. Just the thought of the other person now brings feelings of revenge... of getting eve. My dear friends- value what you have-because if a  true friendship is strained- you just cant fix it!! Some say they can . These are the greatest liars.If you knew their personal history of broken relationships-you wouldnt ask them for advice.

EXPIRY OF 2009

 No  doubt, the Pubs will be full again in a few days time, to usher in the New Year 2010. Many resolutions will be made- which will usually be broken in the following couple of weeks. Just like any other year, many people will look foward with many expectations, hopes and dreams.... only to be disappointed in a few months time.This is the mystery of life- some say land is a landmine, others say its a circus, party or just waiting for  our funeral. I think the best way to usher in the New year is to have an early dinner and to retire early back to our homes. Remember- if you are having a late supper with friends- avoid those who are drunk and talk endlesslessly. You really dont want to start the New Year  with your feelings ruffled. VJ

CONFIDENCE & .....................$$$

When approaching a woman, most guys make the mistake of thinking too much about what to say. They believe there's one magic line that will work in all situations. They rehearse this magic line, and when they deliver it, they hope the woman will become instantly attracted to them.


Unfortunately, rarely does this approach work -- because most of what you say is irrelevant. To catch a woman's attention, it is all about the confidence you display when approaching her.

[ Of course, the magic,persuasive part,is whats in your wallet.If there is very little there- dont even bother]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

  I SAW THE NEIGHBOURS WIFE SHOUTING AT HER TEENAGE CHILDREN- OVER SOME SHOPPING STUFF. THIS IS HOW SHE LOOKED LIKE. I WAS HOPING FOR A QUIET CHRISTMAS. i WALKED TO MY APARTMENT AND QUICKLY BOLTED THE DOOR.

NASIB BURUK

BAIK TUNANGNYA JAHAT,

HIDUP TUNANGNYA MATI
KASIH TUNANGNYA CERAI!!

If he is good, his partner/spouse turns out to be a sick monkey, if he lives, his partner/spouse dies,
He loves, but the spouse divorces.

This phrase is used for an expression of resignation. That no matter what a person does, it still does not work out. If you are good but the other person turns out to be a half baked Jackass!! You life runs smoothly, but the other person, for some unknown reason dies.The Malaysian scene is full of incidents like this- tragic road accidents ,victims of crime or sickness.He loves the person, but the other person behaves like "kera kena belacan" and divorces him!! Looks like fate is against this person. Tiada nasib.Just too bad!!! Maybe kena mandi bunga-lah!! VJ

DIVINE DECREE

NOBODY ASKED OUR CHOICE, AND WE WERE BORN IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD.SOME WERE HURLED INTO THE CITIES, OTHERS MADE THEIR APPEARANCE IN THE INTERIORS OF THE JUNGLE. IMAGINE BEING BORN INTO A NOMADIC TRIBE WITH ONLY A CLOTH TO  COVER YOURSELF, AND TAKING A BAMBOO IN YOUR HANDS TO HUNT MONKEY MEAT FOR BREAKFAST.IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.IMAGINE BEING BORN AS A CHICKEN OR A COW AND LANDING ON SOMEBODY'S PLATE AS BEEF STEAK OR DEEP FRIED CHICKEN. THANK GOD FOR BEING BORN THE WAY YOU ARE.

CHRISTMAS GREETINGS

THE MIDNIGHT OWL TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GREET EVERYONE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS.REMEMBER- DONT SING TOO LOUD IN CHURCH- EVERYONE KNOWS ITS BULLSHIT.EAT IN MODERATION AND YOU WONT NOTICE THE EXTRA  BULGE IN YOUR BELLY AFTER CHRISTMAS.AND OUT THERE IN THE SHOPPING COMPLEXES, AVOID STARING AT STRANGERS NO MATTER HOW WEIRD THEY MAY APPEAR.IT WOULD INDEED BE FRIGHTFUL TO BE FOLLOWED BACK HOME BY A PSYCHO WHO THINKS YOU HAVE OFFENDED HIM. IF YOU CAN, AVOID THE USELESS TALK AND ENJOY SOME MOMENTS OF QUIETNESS. YOU DESERVE IT.   GOD BLESS YOU.

LETS FACE THIS

IN A FEW DAYS TIME, 2009 WILL QUIETLY SLIP AWAY AND WE WILL BE USHERED INTO THE UNKNOWN.NONE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE. THERE ARE MANY RELIGIONS ON EARTH BUT NONE CAN TELL US WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS.MAYBE GOOD NEWS, MAYBE BAD NEWS.IT IS AS THOUGH "CLOUDS AND DARKNESS ARE BEFORE US". BUT ONE THINGS FOR SURE. WE CANT AVOID THE RUNNING OF TIME. THERE IS ONLY ONE CHOICE- LETS FACE IT.    VIJAY

YEAR END PRAYER

GOD- PROTECT ME FROM MY FRIENDS, I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY ENEMIES!!!      VJ

SYMBOL

 THIS IS A POWERFUL SYMBOL IN MALAYSIA  RELATING TO THE LEGAL FRATERNITY.

THANKS

THANKS FOR THE HONESTY MAAM!!

PERSONA. TREASURES

THIS IS MY PERSONAL HAREM. SINCE ITS CHRISTMAS TIME, I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE MYSELF A BREAK. BYE- THE MIDNIGHT OWL

ETERNITY

 The week has gone, and together with all its demands and aggravations. At times, some days bruise us and we return home with  a  sigh.Its an even worse feeling when one is bruised by ones usual acquaintences.But all that matters is that the week is done and there is still breath in our souls. And the aggravations  that unhinge us mentally for a moment  do not and will not go away. They have a way of making their appearances again. And they usually appear from a source that we  were not expecting.But now I am with my self gain. Its only here that I have a sense of renewal  taking place somewhere within me.Because my Spirit is deeper  that the deepest ocean and its substance is timelessness.Within my souls breath, there are mysteries There are things there that I am not even aware of.  But my dearest friend , Mr. Solitude always and very gently nudges the buttons within me. I need this stillness. It restores life to me.".......He restoreth my Soul..."   Psalm 23

WHERE IS THIS?

Some religions  speak of a most frighful place. Its about a final destination for certain people. If you were God, would you have made a place like this? Its hard to even imagine this place. May God have mercy on us all.

IF ONLY

SNIFFING

WHEN  I WAS IN UPSTATE NEW YORK, JUST NEAR THE CANADIAN BORDER, I USED TO GO FOR LONG WALKS IN THE WOODS. LOCALS SAY I MAY COME ACROSS BEARS BUT, NOT TO FEAR- THEY ARE HARMLESS AND WILL NOT ATTACK.I NEVER BELIEVED THEM.JUST IMAGINE, YOU WALKING ALL ALONE OUT THERE AND YOU FEEL A WARM BREATH BEHIND YOUR SHOULDERS- AND THIS UGLY BEAST IS SNIFFING AT YOU. ONE THING IS FOR SURE, HE DOES NOT HAVE TO KILL ME- I WOULD HAVE DIED OF FRIGHT ON THE SPOT!!!       VJ- THE MIDNIGHT OWL

MY STOREROOM

This is my storeroom in the basement. Since I did not want to pay income tax, I converted all my money into US Currency and placed it here. But then I began to feel a bit guilty. Because this is Christmas time- a season of giving- and I heard a little whisper in my heart to give half of this to the poor. Because I am a God fearing man, I don't want to be disobedient to the heavenly whisper, so I have decided to give half of this to whoever needs it.  Anybody who is short of money out there- please contact me immediately.Each person is entitled to bring 1 wheelbarrow each.      Vijay -The Midnight Owl

MISMATCH

We are usually attracted to our own kinds because its safer that way. Similar outlook in life, not frowned or rejected by in laws, similar  colour and similar in many other ways.But sometimes Providence overrules our natural preferences and we find that we are more appreciated, liked and respected by people beyond our ken. Do not be hesistant to open up.Though we may be different our heart rhythms may be the same tempo and warmness. May all things rhyme in harmony in your life.This is my end of the year wish  for all  visitors of this blog.    Vijay- The Midnight Owl

TIMELESS TRUTHS

The deadliest weapon...... ........ ........The tongue

The two most power-filled words....... ........ 'I Can'
The greatest asset....... .......... ........ ....Faith
The most worthless emotion.... ......... ....Self- pity

THE LITTLE QUESTION

'Do you want them to believe that these three could squander away with billions of dollars? What about the two previous transport ministers...???

YOU CANT AVOID LAWYERS.

BREAKING NEWS:-

 Former Port Klang Authority general manager OC Phang and two individuals were arrested this morning over the PKFZ scandal. They are expected to be charged at the Klang Sessions court later today.

 And now its time to call the lawyers.

2012 in the HOLY QURAN

 THE 101ST SURAH

AL-QARIA (THE CALAMITY,THE STUNNING BLOW, THE DISASTER)

The Day of Noise and Clamour: What a terrible calamity!
And what will make you comprehend what the terrible calamity is?
The day on which men shall be  swarming around in confusion,
And the mountains shall  burst forth like wool.
And then comes the  accounting-
As for him whose measure of good deeds is heavy, He shall be welcomed by the Most High.
And as for him whose measure of deeds is corrupted,
His destination  shall be the abyss.
And  do you know what is the destination?  ...........A burning fire.
PS. make sure this is not your destination because I think it a real place and anybody who is dumped into there, is unlikely to get out.

BAD OLD DAYS

Tan Chwee Geok v  Khaw Yen- Yen (1975) 2 MLJ 188
" In the bad old days of England   from where we took our rules, if you put a comma wrong you were thrown out of Court , so strict were there about technicalities.

But over the years this strictness gave way to common sense, and every time the Rules were amended it was with the object of removing fussy technicalities and making it easier for the parties to get justice." Lord President Suffian

MORNING CONVERSATION

Madam- Boleh cakap dengan lowyar VJ?
VJ       - VJ disini.Siapa Awak?
Madam- Saya Sititwan panggil -Saya punya abang mahu  celai dia punya bini.Lu boleh tolong-hah?
VJ-      - You punya abang mahu cerai- apa pasal kamu panggil?
Madam- Dia punya bini banyak jahat punya olang. Saya mahu tolong dia.
VJ-      - panggil abang awak panggil saya. Kalau engkau mahu cerai sualmi awak- kamu sendiri boleh
             panggil- okay?
Madam- Aiyoh!! Itu macam kah??

THE 7TH SECRET

LONDON - Golfer Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren has reportedly packed her bags and left him after porn star Holly Sampson was named as the seventh secret lover of her husband.

" Nothing Lasts Forever, Everything Changes."   Lao- Fu- Tze.

CURES CANCER?

You name it,Malaysians have fallen for it. First Green tea cures cancer, than bitter gourd cures cancer, and now - sour sops wipes out cancer.Good luck to all of you out there.  Vijay

HAND OF GOD?

PASSAGE OF TIME

Almost all babies are born cute and  charming but the passage of time and the harsh realities of life takes its toll.One does not have to walk very far in the city to come across some unpleasant faces.Its wiser to avoid them than to take the risk of  having your day ruined.What makes people rude and  unpleasant? I think the reason is - others have been rude and unpleasant to them. Those who are hurt usually end up by hurting others.At times you have to turn the other cheek but at other times- you have to hit back twice as hard-you must subtley convey the message that there are lines that cannot be crossed.       Vijay

CITIZENSHIP

A distraught mother’s eight-hour wait to meet a Cabinet minister over her daughter’s citizenship issue has paid off — the 17-year-old daughter is now officially a Malaysian.

The happiness would have been complete if they had engaged a lawyer and asked RM1,000,000 as compensation.She could have walked away with about RM200,000.But then,beauty and brains rarely go together.

MORE THOUGHT

ARCHITECTS MUST GIVE MORE CAREFUL THOUGHT TO THE WAY THEY DESIGN THEIR STRUCTURES. PERHAPS THEY SHOULD  CONSIDER THE EFFECTS OF SUNLIGHT ON THEIR ARCHITECTURAL  DESIGNS.

BEAUTY

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL REAL BEAUTY

AFTERNOON NAP

 I had this nice dream during my afternoon nap today!!

SENTIMENTS

PERSPECTIVE

THINGS THAT CANNOT BE.

EVERYBODY WANTS A HAPPY  LIFE- BUT THE REALITY IS SOMETHING ELSE.THE FIRST LINE IS A BIT MISLEADING- ".. DOSENT MEAN GIVING UP."  THERE ARE THINGS AND RELATIONSHIPS THAT ARE WORTH SAVING BUT OBVIOUISLY  SOME ARE NOT WORTH SAVING AT ALL.WE HAVE TO SAY "GOOD RIDDANCE" IN SUCH SITUATIONS- BECAUSE THOSE ARE THINGS THAT CANNOT BE AND WE NEVER MEANT TO BE!!    THE MIDNIGHT OWL

SPECTACULAR!!

NO  DOUBT, THIS IS A SPECTACULAR PICTURE.

STAY FREE

SOME DAYS- I JUST DO NOTHING .I LET THE TIME PASS. IN LIFE, IT APPEARS THAT SOMETHING ALWAYS NEEDS OUR ATTENTION.AND UNTIL OUR TIME HERE IS OVER, WE GET SIDETREKKED IN SUBTLE & NUMEROUS WAYS.THE OTHER DISTACTION COMES IN THE FORM OF USELESS ATTACHMENTS.WE WANT TO HELP, BUT END UP GETTING ENTANGLED OR RUFFLED IN THE PROCESS.STAY FREE.AND THERE ARE NO HIDDEN MESSAGES HERE. VIJAY

2012

THIS IS GOING TO BE MY NEW LOOK FOR THE COMING YEAR.MIGHT AS WELL DO WHATEVER I WANT, SINCE 2012 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

UGH!!

NOW THIS IS ONE CAT YOU DONT WANT TO OWN.EVEN IF IT APPEARS ONLY IN A DREAM, YOU ARE FINISHED!!

UNEXPECTED GUEST

This driver was probably lost in his thoughts when this accident occured.I dont know whether he survived or not . It will be a rather unusual thing to write on his tombstone. Vijay

LOKMAN [AL-QURAN] verse 19

19.  "And be moderate in your walking,and lower your voice.Verily, the ugliest

        of  all voices is the voice of  ASSES."

ON CHARITY

The old adage says' Don't bite the hand that feeds you." That is most wonderful saying. But when being charitable, its foolish to be too open because people are basically ungrateful.Pause and observe-OR your hands will get bitten off. Because some people are just animals in human form.And this is probably an understatement!! The Midnight Owl

POEMS OF IDIOTS & MORONS!!!

SECRETS FROM THE QURAN

AL-BAQARAH

62. Verily! Those who believe and those who are Jews and Christians, and Sabians, whoever believes in Allâh 
      and the Last Day and do righteous good deeds shall have their reward with their Lord, on them shall be no 
      fear, nor shall they grieve .

   In my opinion, the Holy Quran speaks the whole truth. Preachers usually avoid this text or have   
   handled this verses biasedly. Those  who preach the Holy Quran MUST NOT avoid any texts.It is not the 
   preachers opinions that are  important-but what has been sent down!!

   The Midnight Owl

SLEEPY PART OF PENANG

A FRIEND RECOMMENDED THIS HOTEL IN PENANG BECAUSE - ACCORDING TO HIM- THIS IS A SLEEPY PART OF PENANG. I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS WHAT HE MEANT. VJ

PRINCE MICHAEL

 I HAVE MANY VISITORS IN MY OFFICE- OF MANY TYPES.THIS GUY IS ONLY 14 AND WANTS TO BE A GOOD & HONEST LAWYER.WELL, MR. HANDSOME-I CAN  GUIDE YOU TO BE A LAWYER- BUT I AM NOT SURE ABOUT THE GOOD AND HONEST PART.THINK YOU CAME TO THE  WRONG PLACE. VJ

BELIEF SYSTEM

THE ABOVE SLOGAN IS JUST A MILD WAY OF SAYING THAT NOBODY REALLY CARES, OR AS THE AMERICAN WOULD PHRASE IT- " NOBODY REALLY GIVES A SHIT OUT THERE!!!"   SLEEP WELL, MY FRIEND!! VJ