HAPPY DEEPAVALI!!

Well its that time again. Remember- when you feel inebriated- limit your talk. Everyone knows you are just bullshitting. (You just dont realize it))When drunk, take a taxi back. And if a friend, maximum drunk offers you a free ride home- gently but firmly decline. You certainly dont want some distant relative to collect your corpse from a hospital mortuary the next morning.And a further caution. The food is great. Chicken and mutton kurma and " Murukku" and a whole lot of other colourful stuff. Eat your fill and celebrate. But remember when to stop.For Gods sake - stop eating when you are full. In simple English- dont be a pig when you are guest in someone else's home.A hint, here for morons who cant interpret this.When you start talking endlessly, about your achievements and academic qualifications. You are definitely drunk and probably boring the others to death. Go home. Selamat Hari Deepavali.   The Midnight Owl- VJ