RM20,000

One day I took a holiday in Pulau Langkawi.Then I took a private boat and went island hopping all my self.Then I visited a strange lonely island and went for a walk on the beach.Again all by myself.My heart jolted when I saw this creature.I quickly took out my digital camera and snapped this photo.The creature jumped into the sea and disappeared with a big splash.I jumped into my boat and fled in the opposite direction.I swear that I am telling the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Vijay- The Midnight Owl.

P.S. Now I want to sue the Langkawi Tourism Board for RM20,000 compensation for causing "NERVOUS SHOCK" .

PANDUAN

This is true but certainly there are exceptions.All ladies who are reading this,if you come across a man who is a drunkard,gambler or a plain lazy Jackass- avoid him. Dont try to help,dont pass them on to your friends,dont try to play the Saviour.Flee or you will be unhinged. Their long line of broken relationships and bitterness is enough to tell you something.Of course,there are people who need love and compassion.But this group is not one of them.You can spend a whole lifetime studying the pathology of these people,but dont waste your time.Just move on. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

MENTAL BALANCE

To suceed to keep our mental balance,you have to self controlled to a certain degree.But even if you succeed in gaining such self control,you can never hope to control the temperamental dispositions of those around you.And therein lies the great danger.Most people operate in a whirpool of emotions,constantly
reacting,churning up squabbles and conflicts.If you give in to their emotional entreaties,little by little you will find your time and mind preoccupied by their problems.Do not allow whatever pity and compassion you have to suck you in.It just isnt worth your time. Vijay
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RARE

THIS STATEMENT IS TRUE.I HAVE LOST A FEW FRIENDS TOO,BUT AT HINDSIGHT SOME OF THEM WERE JUST GOOD RIDDANCE.ITS BETTER TO CUT TIES THAN TO STAY AROUND AND START NIBBLING AT EACH OTHER. THE MIDNIGHT OWL

FITTING IN

If any group makes you feel unwelcome,do not condescend yourself and try to fit in.To fit in you have to be courteous and kind when others are not.To try to be part of the group when your presence is not even acknowledged-that is stupidity.The truth is-you dont need to please these Jackasses for acceptance or to affirm your worth and dignity.If you try,they will leave you mentally and emotionally exhausted.Turn and walk before they ruffle your feathers.There will always be other doors open.May you have the courage and move on. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

THE US ECONOMY

Dr.Marc Faber,the investment guru,concluded his monthly bulletin(Jan 2009)with the following comments.Dr.Marc Faber tells it how it is "The Federal Government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.If we spend that money at Wal-Mart,the money goes to China.If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.If we buy a computer,it will go to India.If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico,Honduras and Guatemala.If we purchase a good car,it will go to Germany and Japan.If we purchase useless crap,it will go to Taiwan.In short,none of it will help the American economy.The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer,since these are the only products still produced in the US.I've been doing my part.Dr.Marc Faber.

FOOLS

THIS MAY COME FROM A SINCERE HEART BUT DEFINITELY FROM THE MIND OF FOOLS.THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE ABOVE KIND OF HEART MUST BE LIVING SOMEWHERE ON MARS OR IN SOME DISTANT GALAXY WHICH HAS ESCAPED THE POWERFUL TELESCOPE OF ASTRONAUTS. VIJAY- THE MIDNIGHT OWL.