MY EX-DARLING

 Way back in the 70's this lady was my darling. But I have changed my mind lately. As we can see for ourselves- nobody can keep their youth  for long. Even before we know it, the gray hairs and wrinkled skin start appearing.So dont flatter yourself. One day, you will be sitting where they are sitting right now.No escape. Who knows- you may be my neighbour in some old folks home!!         The Midnight Owl

NO REGRETS AFTER DEEPAVALI!!

Celebration is not synonymous with getting yourself drunk. Don't make a fool of yourself by indulging. Be moderate or better avoid it altogether.The urge to drink is especially strong on the eve of  most kind of celebrations.Don't give in the the craving  or  you may wake up to  find yourself with more decent Company than yourself!! The Midnight Owl

HAPPY DEEPAVALI!!

Well its that time again. Remember- when you feel inebriated- limit your talk. Everyone knows you are just bullshitting. (You just dont realize it))When drunk, take a taxi back. And if a friend, maximum drunk offers you a free ride home- gently but firmly decline. You certainly dont want some distant relative to collect your corpse from a hospital mortuary the next morning.And a further caution. The food is great. Chicken and mutton kurma and " Murukku" and a whole lot of other colourful stuff. Eat your fill and celebrate. But remember when to stop.For Gods sake - stop eating when you are full. In simple English- dont be a pig when you are guest in someone else's home.A hint, here for morons who cant interpret this.When you start talking endlessly, about your achievements and academic qualifications. You are definitely drunk and probably boring the others to death. Go home. Selamat Hari Deepavali.   The Midnight Owl- VJ

LETS DO THIS!

MOVING FOWARD.

Forget all that crap.Now thats the donkeys gone, you can start thinking of how to make some serious bucks. Rejoice- you got back your freedom!! Thats a great thing. You can start all over again  and  this time around there will not be any jackass to hinder or hurt you. Your life is your own again.The Midnight owl

ANOTHER DOSE OF CRAP!!

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God I give up!!!    Vijay

ANOTHER DAY!!

GET UP, GO TO COURT, THEN TO OFFICE, ANOTHER  LAW LECTURE AND  ON THE WAY, ONE STUPID TRAFFIC JAM AND ON THE WAY BACK ANOTHER  MORE STUPID TRAFFIC JAM. GOD- WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL  THIS? ANYBODY OUT THERE GOT A BETTER LIFE??      VIJAY- THE MIDNIGHT OWL