TO ALL STUDENTS

It's exam period,and all students are advised to start their revision early.Take your books and notes- go to your quiet corner and start now.Because the questions are not going to be simple or straightfoward.And if it may please my Lord, kindly off that mobile phone of yours while studying.Thank You Vijay- The Midnight Owl

FASHION

I saw a guy in Batu Ferringi, Penang recently with this hairstyle.I had a half fright.If I had seen this guy in a dimly lit stairway,probably I would have fainted or ran like hell without looking back.

SHEEPSKINS

These seats are made from real sheepskins for the human species butt to sit on.For those of you who are prone to complain that life is unfair and tough, just be thankful that you were not born as a sheep or cow and land up as seatcover for someones bus or worse still,to be served as beefsteak for someones dinner. Vijay The Midnight Owl

NICE

The best thing to do in places like this is to read a book,go for a walk or seek the God of the Universe.But be careful though.If going for a walk,make sure you grab hold of a good size stick. The last time I went for a walk, suddenly out of nowhere monkeys appeared and started screeching madly and showing their teeth.I waved my stick but even more monkeys started appearing shaking the branches furiously.It seemed the whole tree came alive with these little devils. That was one disappointing walk to seek God. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

LETS DO THIS.

Consider the cat.Its looks harmless and minds its own business. But corner it,or rub it the wrong way, you will see the other side of this purring feline.Bared teeth,slashing claws and hissing sounds that resemble those of an agitated viper.Such is the fate of those who misread the peaceful exteriors, mistake it for harmlessness and push around the wrong person.Let the cat keep its routines,let it keep it's peaceful frontier.Heed this advice or pay the price. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

CARI JODOH

This is what all students should be doing while in the library. Pretend to be reading while quietly spying on the handsome over there.Cari Jodoh lebih penting dari baca buku!After all,if I fail the exams,I can always take the next exam. Just have to tell my parents that the lecturer did not know how to explain well.They will believe anything.They know I wont lie to them. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

A THOUGHT

I wonder what its like- to carry your home with you wherever you go.If all human had shells on their backs,I think the taxis and the buses would have been designed differently.Furthermore we wont be needing beds,for right after work we can disappear into our private world.So instead of seeing someone sitting on a chair, we would just see someones shell in a corner.But I bet all of us would have coloured our shells.The only problem would be,the way I see it- how we would have designed our toilets.The benefit is, once you marry,you can simply move into the other persons home. Vijay- The Midnight Owl