THE CURE FOR SNORING

Nine Curious Ways to Stop Snoring//Man playing didgeridoo
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2. Play the didgeridoo
A study from the University of Zurich showed that regularly playing this Aboriginal wind instrument reduced daytime sleepiness and nighttime snoring in people with moderate sleep apnea. "The effects of the didgeridoo are similar to singing," says Joanne Getsy, M.D., medical director of the Drexel Sleep Center in Philadelphia. "Playing it strengthens the upper airway muscles that dilate the airway and reduces the chance that the airway tissue will become floppy during the night, which causes snoring." Dr. Getsy says tuba, trumpet and clarinet players have a similar advantage—though research in this area is minimal.

MOMENTS

Moments come,moments go-not all in harmonious timing.Nevertheless, the bitter moment must go. And the hearts of humanity ache with untold disappointments- although this is quietly concealed from the public eye.But that is nothing to be ashamed about.Display your vulnerability and that is where they will strike again and again. Look at things as they are and not as your emotions colour them.Journey well my friend. The Midnight Owl

UNDEFINABLE ATTACHMENT

THE CURE

After seeing this picture.I can't write or read my Law Reports.Everything comes to a standstill for a moment.The only thing that can overcome this unholy moment is a teh tarik drunk in one of those back alley's operated by a group of illegal immigrants from Bangladesh wearing their faded sarongs. TThe Midnight Owl

GOOD LESSONS

GOOD DAYS BRING GOOD MEMORIES AND BAD DAYS BRING GOOD LESSONS.LEARN THE LESSON WELL OR PAY THE FULL PRICE.
VIJAY- THE MIDNIGHT OWL

MY FRIEND

Behind the promising,harmlessand attractive exteriors of most friendships,lies the silent and lurking sepent within.It bids it's time.But for now its all sweet smiles,warm handshakes,lengthy conversations over tea time and enjoyable flatteries and exchanging confidences.Yes,its bids its time,it does not show its face or nature yet- because circumstances are not favourable as yet.As the Serpent lies completely motionless with hardly any sign of movement, that its victims let down their defences thinking its friendly-and harmless.As the smiling 1st Class Moron unsuspectingly relaxes,is chummy as usual,that the Serpent slowly gets ready for action. He is about to learn a lesson he will never forget for the rest of his life.
The Midnight Owl

It is your own outdated strategy,not the unfair opponent that are to blame for your failures.

MY NEW LADY

After my car got hijacked once by men holding big sticks,my ex-girlfriend panicked and started screaming as I bolted the scene.It was there and then then I decided to dump her for a girlfriend who was a bit tougher. After meeting scores of women everywhere from Tag to Adultfriendfinder- I bumped into this lady at one of the local Gyms. It was love at first sight for both of and I proposed immediately.Now I dont fear any more car hijackings. Vijay The Midnight Owl.

P.S. The only problem seems to be that I have to buy her 2 tons of Protein drinks every month.I only complained once but she gave me such a threatening look I had a hunch which told me to drop the quarrel immediately.Furthermore I have to do all the housework now.