RULES FOR PERSONAL PEACE

1FREE YOUR HEART FROM HATE 2.FREE YOUR MIND FROM WORRY 3.LIVE SIMPLY 4.SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY-CHILDREN GROW UP VERY FAST 5.INVEST IN YOUR FAMILY.THE RETURNS ARE GUARANTEED BY HEAVEN. 6.REMEMBER THE GODFATHERS ADVICE. NEVER TAKE SIDES AGAINST THE FAMILY 7.DONT FRET WHEN YOUR CHILDREN LEAVE THE NEST.FACE THE REALITY 8.GET READY FOR OLD AGE.IT ARRIVES REAL SOON.ALL ENGAGEMENTS SLOW DOWN AND YOU ARE USHERED INTO THE PRESENCE OF SOLITUDE.9. QUIETEN THE SOUL,ITS TIME FOR REFLECTIONS.

AND NOW ITS TIME FOR THE BIG QUESTION- HAVE I LIVED WELL? ARE OTHERS LIVING WELL BECAUSE I HAVE LIVED? HAVE A BLESSED DAY. VIJAY- THE MIDNIGHT OWL.

THE MEETING PLACE

YES,WE MEET MANY WONDERFUL PEOPLE IN LIFE.THE VARIED SEASONS IN LIFE- THE PLEASANT AND THE UNPLEASANT.BUT AMONG ALL THE FRIENDS WE MEET IN LIFE,NONE CAN EVER COME SO CLOSE AS THIS DEAREST AND MOST PLEASANT FRIEND-SOLITUDE.ONLY IN HIS PRESENCE,I AM ABLE TO ENGAGE MY "SELF" WITHIN.ONLY WITH HIM,MY MOUTH STOPS THE UTTERANCE,MY MIND STOPS THE FRETTING,AND MY HEART STARTS WHISPERING,REVEALING. AND THE REAL SELF HIDDEN WITHIN-QUIETLY SURFACES.THE MEETING PLACE-AWAY FROM THE NEVER ENDING NOISOME TURBULENCE. OH, THESE GLORIOUS MOMENTS OF UTTER SOLITUDE.

2008 STELLA AWARDS

It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards,they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee.You remember,she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that,right?
That's right,these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S.You know,the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head.So keep your head scratcher handy if you are viewing this on TV.

THE IRREBUTABLE ANSWER

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW "A" ANSWERS LOOK LIKE.LOOKS LIKE THE STUDENT HAS DONE MUCH ANALYSIS AND DEEP REFLECTION BEFORE ARRIVING AT THIS CONCLUSION.

IS IT TRUE?

DONT TRY TO FIND OUT BY BRINGING A BLACK CAT INTO THE HOUSE ON FRIDAY.BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY,BETTER TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION THAN FOOLISHNESS.THERE ARE ALREADY UNEXPLAINABLE INCIDENTS IN LIFE,SO WHY TAKE ANY RISK? VIJAY- THE MIDNIGHT OWL.

DON'T DO IT.

NOPE-NEVER REVEAL IT.CONFIDENCES ARE SACRED.LET SOMEONE ELSE SQUEAL IT-NOT YOU.KEEP IT IN.IF YOU TALK- YOU WILL BE ENMESHED, YOUR REPUTATION BLOTTED. VIJAY-THE MIDNIGHT OWL

RM20 MILLION

PETALING JAYA:Instead of hugging each other with joy, a couple slapped each other after the husband found out that he had won a RM20mil lottery jackpot.They slapped themselves to make sure they were not dreaming as they could not believe he had won,especially after the wife retorted-“You must be joking and in your dreams!”The winner found out that he had won the Mega Toto 6/52 Toto with his set ofnumbers – 17, 19, 20, 32, 39 and 41 – after checking the results in a Chinese daily.
The man, in his 40s who is involved in the food business, simply could not believe it and kept on checking the results repeatedly before breaking the news to his wife.
The wife said they would settle all their outstanding financial obligations and do their best to help out family members and relatives who were less well-off before donating to charitable bodies.“I will now pamper myself and loved ones with luxurious overseas holidays.“I can’t wait to sign up for a Europe tour because I have not been to that part of the world,” she said.

p.s.Honey,don't forget to repay back Pas.Vijay the RM20 we still owe him.

THE EXTINGUISHER

The majority of us can argue-some convincingly,some haphazardly,but nevertheless the majority of people won't give in to an argument.But understand this-words are a dime a dozen.Everyone knows that in the argument,we will,with an air of professionalism and deep intellectualism,quote almost anything to support our views. We will start quoting the Bible,Quran,Lord Hare Krishna,Bill Gates,Gandhi or Mandela.Others will quote unverifiable scientific data.Whoever can be persuaded by windbag arguments like these? The problem in trying to prove a point in an arguement is that you are never sure of the effects your words have on others.Outwardly they may agree,but inwardly they may silently resent our shallow and stupid opinions.And maybe even hate our narrow mindedness.Or we may say something,but the other perceives that we are saying this against them- since words can be interpreted according to ones moods and insecurites. In situations of any argument,the best approach is keep our gaps tightly closed and try to extinguish the unpleasant exchanges taking place.

As Baltasar Gracian once remarked-" The truth is generally seen, not heard."

THE HONEY TRAP

The experienced bear hunter does not chase after his prey,only the inexperienced and the morons adopt that method.Bears sense the scent very fast when they are being stalked.And a bear that knows that it is being hunted is almost impossible to corner and manifests deadly fury when cornered.Even the roar of its bellowing can freeze the hunters blood.Bears have been known to move on in circles,picking up the hunters scent in the air,and closing in right behind the hunter silently. Many an inexperienced bear hunter landed up becoming nutricious kebab dinners for the bear.

Note the experienced bear hunter.He does not go after the bear nervously hiding beneath green leaves,twigs and branches and wearing clothes that looks like Fidel Castro's army uniform.He lays traps baited with honey-the bears delicacy and favourite-the one hidden weakness its born with.He does does exhaust himself chasing after the animal and risking his own life in the process.He baits.Then silently waits in the shadows for the smart animal's appearance. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

THE REQUEST

Mucianus,A RomanConsul,wanting to lay siege to a city, needed a huge battering ram.So he sent his soldiers to the engineer in Athens.But the engineer argued that a smaller ram would be better.The soldiers warned that Mancianus was not a man to argue with.Still he drew up diagram after diagram to prove his point.Nevertherless he agreed to send the big ram. But after the soldiers left,he sent the small ram thinking that they would see his logic in battle.When the small ram arrived Mucianus went into a rage and called in the soldiers for an explanation.His soldiers explained their encounter with the engineeer.Mucianus went into a fury.Now,he could not concentrate on the impending battle-but only on the engineer.He ordered his soldiers to bring in the smart engineer.

Facing Mucianus with an air of expertise,the engineer drew the same diagrams,gave the same old arguments.Mucianus let him finish,then ordered the soldiers to strip the engineer naked,and personally whipped him to death- to a bloody mess.

Moral:Face the reality-your arguments may be right,but at times it may not be in your best interests to convince others with your logic,reason and facts.The reason?He is superior in rank and status.So give in. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

THOUGHTS

MY THOUGHTS ARE NOT YOUR THOUGHTS, NOR ARE YOUR WAYS MY WAYS. ISAIAH 55:8
I heard a most bloodcurdling scream in the Supermarket.Quickly I learned foward and there I saw the kid with his mother[I presume],the kid holding on tightly to a huge Teddybear,with tears in his eyes-screaming and crying on top of his voice "ITS MINE,ITS MINE!!. Exasperated and embarassed,she gave in.I think I recognized that kid.It reminded me of myself-the self willed Penang kid.I hope I have grown up.Many things I did not expect, the heavens silently sent,other desires never materialized.I know many who would like to see some changes for themselves,myself included.

We think we know what is best and needful for us.Sometimes the heavens disagree.I have heard this quote somewhere-" God give me the courage to change the things I can, to accept the things I cant, and wisdom to know the difference."

KHRUSHCHEV

[Joseph Stalin was supreme leader of the Soviet Union from 1929 until 1953]

Khrushchev, an ex Military commander was in the middle of a fiery political speech, denouncing Stalins crimes.A fat man from the crowd shouted-" If he was so evil, why didn't you stop him?" Enraged, Khrushchev yelled back-" Who said that?" No hands went up.All held their breaths as a terrifying silence fell upon the crowd.After a few seconds of the deathly silence Khrushchev finally said in a quiet voice-"Now you know why I didnt stop him.

Instead of explaining why he did not speak up,he made them feel what it was to be like in Stalins presence.The slightest sign of rebellion would mean certain death. He made them feel the fear- the fear of speaking up.The demonstration had its effect and there was no necessity for any more arguments.

STEEL LOGIC

NEVER ARGUE.IN SOCIETY, NOTHING MUST BE DISCUSSED, GIVE ONLY RESULTS.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI-1804-1881.

007

According to 'Quantum of Solace' co-producer Michael G. Wilson, the actor - who reprises his role as the British spy for a second time in the new movie - has eclipsed all of his predecessors, including Sir Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan, with his portrayal of 007. Wilson told British radio station Heart FM: 'He is the greatest Bond right now and the people love him.' Wilson also confirmed Craig will definitely be returning to do another Bond Movie in 2009.

NOT A FAN

I have never been a football fan and so I have never been able to identify with those who scream and let out gasps of shock and murderous anger when a goal is missed.The free viewers get enranged and deranged with poor passes.The most despicable yelling is,of course when the ball gets in and crowd yells madly in unison-'GOOAAALLLL!!!!!'I have at least heard of one report of a TV viewer who wetted his pants when his team managed to get the ball in during the final seconds. A humbling secret on my part- I don't even know how many guys play in each team.

One thing is for sure,though-I am certainly glad that I am not the only one who dosen't give two hoots for the game. Vijay- The Midnight Owl.

THE LONE PROTESTOR

A lone anti-government demonstrator sleeps atop a pile of donated water Thursday, Oct. 9, 2008, near Government House in Bangkok, Thailand. Anti-government demonstrators have vowed to avenge those killed and injured in clashes earlier this week with police. The Police insisted they used only tear gas in Tuesday's clashes

SEPT 22

2 members of Medecins du Monde, Japanese doctor Keiko Akahane, 23, left, and her colleague Willem Sools, 27, from Netherlands sit in front of their kidnappers, Friday, Oct. 10, 2008, during a press conference in Mogadishu. The two expatriate staff members for French aid group Medecins du Monde were kidnapped in a rebellious southeastern region of Ethiopia on Monday, Sept. 22, 2008.

Will this never ever end?

WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH,ISALIE

Orangutan Siti, left, holds her baby orangutan, Isalie, in the enclosure of the Munich Zoo, Tuesday, Oct. 7, 2008. Isalie was born in the zoo in Hellabrunn on July 14, 2008.

Isalie, Yours is a most blessed life. No income taxes,no Assessment fees,No Schools, No Exams,Dont have to worry about sending your children to school,and a million other irritations that burdens our species.Rejoice and enjoy the journey on our planet.WELCOME TO OUR PLANET EARTH,ISALIE. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

CHEWING GUM

The lady's power over men went beyond the sexual. She was able to beckon the vulnerable into her subtle,experienced net. Men felt confused,hopeful,rejected and agigated in her presence as she whipped up a maelstorm of emotions around her. But the emotional attachment to her made the men want to help this victim in life. This was precisely the death trap.Once men identified with her problems,their own funeral rites had begun.. Men would be drawn into her problems.Characters like her cannot be helped, their problems are just too deep. Too ingrained with a long,sordid personal history.This sort is not restricted to the female gender.As with many infections,the problems only appear later.And it will spread to friends,colleagues and family.Endless late night calls and the telephone ringing imcessantly.
You can spend a lifetime studying the pathology of these people but dont waste your time- be detached and aloof.Dont play the Saviour-Or you will be unhinged. Dont try to help,counsel or pass them on to your friends.Once you step on this chewing gum, you can't rub it off. It dosent go off easily.Now its on the other feet too.You take a tissue to take it off- now there is some gum on your hands.When you are in the presence of this chewing gum- be detached or face the consequences.I used to visit Mental Institutions.I was surprised to discover how many of the patients there had naively stepped on these chewing gums. Vijay- The Midnight Owl

NEW SHOES

The old farmer laid the goods on both donkeys but one would not move.In trying to drag the stubborn donkey, his shoe got torn off. So he laid the whole burden,on the other donkey and they started moving. Chided one donkey to the other, who was heaving and panting under the heavy load,"Of what use is it to work so hard, the harder you work, the more they work you.I refuse to do any work for anybody.Its beneath my dignity.And nobody in the whole world can force me".And he trotted along majestically with an impudent look on its face.

Then came feeding time, and the farmer thought, why should I feed two donkeys when only one is doing all the work? I know what I'll do. I slay the one, at least I will have its hide, I need it for a new pair of shoes.And so he did.

IT'S TIME FOR TEA

Never raise your voice at others,especially in a public place.It's humiliating, offensive,obnoxious, atrocious and certainly not meritorious-and a tell tale sign of hidden domestic issues-which all surfaces in due time. There is only one breed that resorts to such terror when proving their point- the Chimpanzee. Remember,the other person is not deaf. They can hear very well-so tone down your scathing voice. True,that idiot made the blunder and your blood is boiling. Go for your tea immediately, and linger a little.Nothing calms down the soul as this heavenly brew.(Never resort to alcohol to relieve stress.Its very dangerous.)Now slowly get back to office. You will see the picture differently and maybe,feel a tinge of remorse for your outburst earlier.(Of course, if you can-take a day off,go home, wear your sarong and watch Astro). Vijay-The Midnight Owl

THE MISSING EAR

PASIR PUTEH: She did not like the woman who was always taking her mother out for karaoke sessions.The businesswoman, in her 20s, had enough of it on Saturday and confronted the other woman at an eatery in Kampung Wakaf Lichong here.
They fought and the businesswoman bit the ear of the other woman in the incident which took place at about 1am on Saturday.The older woman from Bachok was with friends when the businesswoman arrived and started hurling accusations at the other woman, who is in her 40s.The quarrel took a turn for the worst and the two women started screaming at each other.The younger woman then grabbed the older woman by the neck and bit off part of her left ear.
Patrons in the shop managed to separate them and called the police. The younger woman then fled.The victim, realising that part of her bloodied ear was missing, searched the floor.She found the bitten-off part and rushed to a private clinic in Kota Baru. She was referred to Hospital Universiti Sains Malaysia for doctors to re-attach the ear.
Police have detained the businesswoman for causing serious injury.District OCPD Deputy Supt Mohd Kamal Zainal confirmed the incident.
WELCOME TO FRIENDLY MALAYSIA- Vijay- The Midnight Owl.

MRS.RIGHT

Many times people have asked me the type of lady I am looking for.This was perplexing for me as I really did not have any particular woman in mind.Outgoing? Conservative? Intellectual? Chinese,Indian,tribal?Career woman,housewife?Shy & reserved? A wild donkey? Well,finally I came across the perfect woman-and I am sure beyond a reasonable doubt,that this is the kind woman I want to marry. Vijay & Mrs.Vijay.The Midnight Owl

CHOOSING COMPANY

By the time we are in our 30's, one is well aware of our own defects, though it can be carefully concealed from the public eye.Then maybe its time to break the vicious pattern.If you are miserly by nature,forever counting your dimes and pennies in the solitude of your own room,or forever worried with your bank balance,-associate with the liberal and carefree.In any religious belief, only the generous attain to greatness.Associate with the generous then, and they will infect you, loosening everything that is tight and restricted in you.If you are the gripeful sort,gravitate to the cheerful sort.If you are inclined to isolation,presurre yourself to befriend the extrovert- but keep them at arms length, for generally they are known to be flirts.

Never associate with those who reflect your own defects- they will reinforce everything that holds you back and make you worse.Be friendly with people who emit positive energies. Make this a rule of life and you will benefit more than all the therapies in the whole world. The Midnight Owl

CAUTION!

Take heed that you do not do your charitable deeds before men to be seen by them. Otherwise you have no reward from your Father in Heaven.Therefore when you do a charitable deed, do not sound a trumpet before you...But when you do a charitable deed do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.

A Jewish Rabbi

KARAOKE

I am still thinking whether I should write on this episode.On issues like this I have to think twice-because of my peculiar background.The Midnight Owl

THE ACORN

The Eagle pecked at the acorn mercilessly,then grabbed it in its sharp talons and lifted it high in the sky to smash it against the rocks below to feast on its meat within.But the acorn fell into the crevice of an ancient majestic wall 1000 feet high.And the acorn sobbed uncontrollably-"All my life I have been treated this way,isnt there anyone who would show me some pity in this merciless world?" The wall deeply moved with compassion,shielded the little acorn.Some time later,the acorn burst open and struck its roots deep within,spread its branches climbing up the wall, and grew tall into the sky with its steely trunks tearing the walls apart.The ancient wall which had withstood many a ferocious thunderstorm, lamented its dreadful misjudgment as it collapsed to the dust.

THE GOSPEL OF HINDRAF

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATIONS

It can be a terrible thing when people you trust betray your secrets.That can be a bitter pill to swallow.But sometimes the things we hold in become a burden and we need a Confidante-somewhere we can pour out our inner burdens.But there is a risk. If the confidante turns out to be a Jackass,your reputation is smeared and the people avoid you like a plague.The safest Confidante is one who is dumb.
Did you know Lawyers are legally prohibited from revealing Solicitor- Client communications?

PP v Haji Kassim [1971) 2 MLJ 115 at p. 116
" The only relevant position in our Evidence Ordinance excluding professional confidences is Sect 126, which states no Advocate & Solicitor shall at any time be permitted,except with his clients express consent, to disclose any communication made to him ...this privilege does not protect professional disclosures made to clergy or doctors.."

But the problem begins when some Criminal tells his lawyer- "Yes' I did it"-now the lawyer cant tell anyone else.

GRANDMA

This was how my Grandma on my fathers side looked like.She lived in another world-
she,her beetel leaves and simple saree.She had never been to school and was illeterate.Sometimes used to send me to the Chinese sundry shop to buy her "Cheroot Chap Bunga"-her moment of luxury- 10 cents for three cigars.No TV's at home,no mobile phones and no computers and very,very little money. And yet she lived in her simplicity.The most longed for event in our family those days was Sunday-Kolli Kary(Chicken Curry)Just how much has changed in just 2 generations!She is long gone but still fondly remembered as our compassionate Granny.

How would you like to be remembered 2 generations from now?- Vijay- The Midnight Owl

DEEPAVALI GREETINGS

I WANT TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WISH HAPPY DEEPAVALI TO ALL MY HINDU FRIENDS.NO DOUBT YOU WILL BE BUSY VISITING FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. MAY YOU HAVE HAPPY FAMILY REUNIONS.FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DRINK- WHEN YOU GET TIPSY - STOP. BINGING IS NOT THE WAY TO PROVE A MANS PROWESS.IF DRUNK -DONT EXAGERRATE-CUT THE CRAP-EVERYONE KNOWS IT ISN'T TRUE.FOR TIGHTWADS-DONT WAIT TO RECEIVE WHEN ITS A TIME FOR GIVING.

AND LASTLY-IF YOU FIND YOUR FRIEND IS DRUNK AND HE IS OFFERING YOU A FREE RIDE HOME- DECLINE. TAKE A TAXI.YOU REALLY DONT WAN'T TO WAKE UP IN THE MORTUARY AND WONDER WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE LYING ON THE NEXT TABLE.

GENERAL JOSEPH ASHY

Gen. Joseph Ashey, the former Commander-in-Chief of the U.S space command commented:"Its politically sensitive,but it is going to happen.Some people dont want to hear this,and it sure isn't in vogue,but-absolutely-we are going to fight in space.Thats why the US has developed programs in directed energy and hit to kill mechanisms."

The Apostle Paul, who lived during the days of the Roman occupation,knew that such monsters of conflict will always be around. That's why his exhortation should be heeded by every peace loving person-"I urge you to pray for all those in authority, that we may live quiet and peaceble lives."

May this land called Malaysia be never clouded by another war,civil or foreign.The Midnight Owl.

REPUTATION

IT IS EASIER TO COPE WITH A BAD CONSCIENCE THAN WITH A BAD REPUTATION.
FRIEDRICH NIETSCHE 1844-1900

I have been thinking about the above statement for some time but am confused on this matter. Anybody out there- could you kindly give your views please? Because I would have written the reverse.

IT IS BETTER TO COPE WITH A BAD REPUTATION THAN WITH A BAD CONSCIENCE.
VIJAY- THE MIDNIGHT OWL.

Anyway I am withdrawing the above statement immediately,because it has been my experience that whenever I make a statement of somewhat noble ideals , I am soon caught in a furnance where those very ideals are put to the test.

HAN-FEI-TZU

NEVER START MOVING YOUR LIPS AND TEETH BEFORE THE SUBORDINATES DO.THE LONGER I KEEP QUIET,THE SOONER OTHERS MOVE THEIR LIPS AND TEETH.AS THEY MOVE THEIR LIPS AND TEETH, I CAN THEREBY UNDERSTAND THEIR REAL INTENTIONS... IF THE SOVEREIGN IS NOT MYSTERIOUS,THE SUBORDINATES FIND OPPORTUNITY TO ASK MORE AND MORE.

HAN-FEI-TZU
CHINESE PHILOSOPHER
THIRD CENTURY B.C

WISDOM FROM THE PAST

IT IS EVEN MORE DAMAGING FOR A PERSON TO SAY FOOLISH THINGS THAN TO DO THEM.

CARDINAL DE RETZ 1613-1679

KHALWAT

This is not really an issue of constitutional law. If the matter of Khalwat is legislated as a crime under our Penal Code, then no one is exempted and all Malaysians are legally obliged not to commit Khalwat- both Muslims and Non-Muslims.In my considered opinion- I perceive these two issues are really one in reality- that ancient argument of morality againt the law.But the morality argument raises other provocations- Whose conception of morality? To assume that our perception of morality prevails over all the many others,is evidence that our minds have been institutionlized by some philosophy or religion.One should not expect others to live by their own personal moral codes Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The Midnight Owl

THE VERDICT

Unable to bear the foul stench of the Cats crap any longer,the Plaintiff,the Dog Community decided to take the matter to Court.The Dogs began "My Lord,it is a grave matter and one that ought to be disposed off with urgency, for although it is a well known fact that all the other citizens drop their extrements in public shamelessly, nevertheless the Defendants excrements emit a despicaple stench,which is mood altering,and in some cases,heart attacks-to say the least,My Lord".But the Presiding Judge,His Eminent Lordship the Rat,took offense because His Lordship shit also gave out a similar smell,albeit somewhat to a lesser degree(The judges personal habits were protected under the Official Secrets Act)and judgement was not given in favour of the Dogs.Dissatisfied,the Dogs appealed,and a Full Bench of the Supreme Court deliberated at length on the matter.The Lord Chief Justice Elephant gave the judgement.(His Lordship is protected by Judicial Immunity so the issue of his huge droppings cannot be raised in Court.)

The Judgment:This Court has considered all aspects of the Complaint.The Appeallants case has substantial merits in that,after a detailed nasal analysis of all excrements found in our land,it is proven beyond reasonable doubt,that the cats excrement emitted a stench, which is indescribable and the Verdict of this Court is that all cat shit must be concealed carefully with immediate effect.Though the Cat citizens were enraged and discriminated against,nevertheless that was the law.Ever since then,the Cats were bound by the Supreme Courts Ruling.

Soon,all citizens from the homo sapiens group began imitating the Cat in countless ways. The Midnight Owl

THE DEMAND

" The public will...demand virtually irreproachable conduct from anyone performing a judicial funtion.It will at least demand that they give the appearance of that kind of conduct.They must be and must give the appearance of being an example of impartiality,independance and integrity.What is demanded of them is something far above what is demanded of their fellow citizens." Justice Gonthier

The above requirement is like asking one man eating shark to behave better than the other predator sharks swimming around. The Midnight Owl.

SEEN TO BE DONE

JUSTICE MUST NOT ONLY BE DONE , IT MUST BE SEEN TO BE DONE. LORD DENNING.

A MOST PROFOUND OBSERVATION AFTER A LIFETIME CAREER PRACTICING LAW AND SUBSEQUENTLY ELEVATED TO BE A JUDGE.- VIJAY

ADAMS VIRUS

All that the Boss wanted was to hear a confession from his representative that he had crossed the line set for him.But the response was rather shocking- " I heard you coming into the office, I was afraid and so I avoided you. "Did you exceed your portfolio? Another evasive defiance-"THE WOMAN YOU GAVE ME AS ASSISTANT,SHE MADE ME DO IT!!

And ever since, man has been extremely talented and sophisticated in shifting the blame quietly to others.The excuses come in manifold guises, but the defiance and the blank look on the face are always there.We all have it in our DNA. Its called Adam's virus.

THE DRUDGERY

We wake up every day with the same dull drudgery. Wake up, spruce up, join the traffic jams, office,exchange the usual pleasantries with office staff, then lunch, more work and then join the traffic jam again to return home- for some- more drudgery awaits at home. We wake up the next day and what is new? What are we going to do? The same things we did yesterday. This monotony is the origin of many nameless depressions, phsychocondria and lifelessness.Out of this life situation, many philosophical statements emerged. Voltaire's famous statement -" Life is a long process of getting tired." & William Shakesphere-"Life is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing" is very revealing.

Maybe on weekends the monotany is broken.Time with families, TV's and nice Chicken Curry meals at home.But nothing lasts, Monday-its Hitlers gas chambers again and the dreary routine begins once more. But on somedays Heaven interrupts this schedule- families reconnecting,time out with a close friend,laughter and music and maybe some beer.Thats a wonderful blessing and a most welcome change.

You dont need the attitude of Pascal who commented " Life has no meaning, only a struggling to pay your bills and the senseless end of it all, is the insult of the grave, which is waiting to collect our final bill."Its time to change the perception and the attitude.

The Contrast-" Truly the light is sweet, and it is a pleasant thing for the eyes to behold the Sun" King Solomon (Bible)

Have a most great and Blessed day, my friend. The Midnight Owl- Vijay

LIGHT ON THE HORIZON

US researchers said Wednesday they are able to selectively erase memories from mice in a laboratory, raising hopes for the numerous human memory afflictions from post-traumatic stress syndrome, bitter memories of divorces can one day be cured.

The new technique, is at a very early stage, could be applied one day to the human brain to erase traumatic memories,bitterness, unresolved anger,unforgiveness,deep-set fears, while leaving all other memories unaffected.

All those out there who have bitter memories of the past - dont silently plan on committing suicide- there is light appearing on the horizon.

IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR PAST THAT YOU WANT TO FORGET?

THE FOOLISH PRINCE

All that it took for the marriage to lose its rainbow colours ,was a foolish confession made on air for the whole world to hear.That man was Prince Charles and he admitted to infidelity on TV- a grave indiscretion which would lead to even graver consequences.The Prince had just committed an unpardonable and foolish mistake-offending a ladies sense of pride and dignity in full view of the public. And there was going to be a response.

It is unimaginable that a man born to such nobility, exposed to all the charm,aristocracy and best learning institutions of the whole world was capable of such indiscretion.Her response?She distanced herself and responded foolishly too. Charles admission triggered off the social life of the Princess of Wales- soon she responded by her own admission of "infidelity"- on TV too. Later the Royal Princess was seen in hotel lobbies and beachside in bikinis with another man- Dodi. The Fairytale wedding had taken a course for the worse.The end was tragic.Her grave was drenched in torrents of British tears.Why did it have to end this way?

Be doubly careful with provocations.Many provocations come across wrapped up in humble tones as admissions and confessions. Vijay- The Midnight Owl.

FRIENDSHIPS OF PROVIDENCE

In life some Friendships are formed by ourselves due to our particular station in life but some relationships are provided by Providence. If you don't have any friends from Royal backgrounds,its because Providence has not offered you that opportunity. I have refrained from using the phrase God because if the friendship goes bad, then we won't be using this phrase "God" to interpret our situation.Providence is better, but that would mean that God has no control over Providence and who you meet is all random chance out there. Too bad if you made a wrong choice in Friendship.

The people who surround you today- are they accidentally in your life or the work of Providence?? Be cautious about Friendships, for many books could be written about friendships that turned sour and friends who fell out of favour.Some Friendships that you have now are provided by Providence,and if lost it's gone forever. Even in situations of reconciliation, the orginal substance and Spirit of that Friendship cannot be restored wholly.The wound may heal, but the scars remain. Be cautious with your Friendships or it can be altered subtly, subconciously but noticeably.

"SORRY I CANT JOIN YOU FOR TEA TODAY AS I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO"

BEING INQUISITIVE

Its never a great idea to be preoccupied with whats in another persons backyard. Being Inquisitive is the word in English- "Ke Poh Chi" in Hokkien.Leave others alone unless they show signs of needing assistance. But for many Malaysians this is something difficult to adhere to.Peeping through windows and eavesdropping on someones conversation,or trespassing on someones privacy seems to be okay for many.In the village, everyone knows what is going on with the neighbours family- even though they are not on talking terms.We already have more than what we can manage in our own backyard so there is no need for us to peep over our neighbours shoulder.It is not just discourteous, its uncouth and a sure sign of ill breeding.Kindly remove your nose from that place immediately.

Vijay- The Midnight Owl

THE 3 MALAYSIAN PASTORS

One day three Pastors decided to get together for some fellowship.One Pastor said, since God has brought all of us together, why don't we just open up to each other? The two others thought it was a great idea.The second Pastor added, "As a sign of genuine brotherliness, sincerity and openess why don't we confess our secret sins to each other? The other two nodded in silent agreement.

The first Pastor began "I have this private sin and lately it is becoming a problem.I started with sipping some whisky but now I consume half a bottle of Jack Daniels every night.I have carefully concealed this habit and nobody knows anything about it, and I dont feel guilty because the first miracle Jesus did was to turn plain water into alcohol.Just before the Sunday preaching, I need 2 neat shots of that stuff.

The second Pastor continued, Lately I have been having an affair with this lady in our church.We have been seeing each other and lately got quite intimate.My wife and the church know nothing about it.Anyway I dont think thats serious because even King David did it.

The third Pastor suddenly looked downcast and said." Gentlemen, my secret sin is gossip and after what I have heard today, I just cant wait to get out from here!!!"

Vijay- The Midnight Owl

THE FAMINE & THE ASS

Once upon a time there was a sore famine in the land and so all the animals of the forest held a meeting to discuss this matter. The King of the Beasts, -His Majesty the Lion chaired the meeting and spoke up first- my brothers and fellow comrades, I believe that the reason for this famine is that one of us have offended God by a terrible unpardonable sin.So there is a heavy conviction in my conscience that a confession of our heinous crimes must be made today. I for one in my hunger have torn many of my fellow citizens to death and had them for lunch, dinner, crunched their bones and squeezed out their delicious marrows for supper.There is nothing like a blood soaked meal.I am still grieving for what I have done.

Then the fox spoke out-I feel very humbled by your Majesty's honesty but I must confess that I have snatched many little lambs from their mothers arms and have had many great meals.For that I am sorrowful but I feel the real culprits are the Shephards since they were sleeping on their jobs.All the other eminences were assembled there -the tiger, bear , crocodile, snake,hyena and each in turn made their grim confession of murder, brutal killings,mutilations, rapes,cannibalism and the phythons sobbing confession of swallowing other citizens while still alive.

Then all eyes fell on the ass and the ass nervously made his confession. Well my beloved countrymen -I distinctly remember some time ago that I passed by the old farmers house who lives at the edge of the forest.I could not help noticing the lump of lovely and delicious green grass in his farm So I quietly sneaked up and grabbed a mouthful and quickly slipped away.

To this confession all the other animals shouted with one voice against the ass,screaming on top of their voices- Why you vile beast, how could you ever have the heart to do such a heinous crime against an old farmer? Surely YOU are the reason for this famine!!! And in the commotion, they tore the ass to death.

MIdnight Tales from Vijay
Penang.

MY HONDA STORY

Hello everyone- I have just been featured in the latest issue of the Honda Magazine.I was chosen because according to them I look like the Emperors father in law.-- I will attach the pictures real soon.

ASTORRE MANFREDI

Astorre Manfredi was a very handsome prince in in the province of Faenza, Italy. Not only that, he was a very friendly prince, given to generosity and had outstanding natural charm.In all that province,Manfredi was simply adored and loved.

However in the year 1500, Faenza was invaded by a Cesare Borgia.In those days the invaders would put all the top citizens to death, but Borgia did not resort to such terror. He did not execute anyone in Faenza.Manfredi was only 18 at that time. Borgia allowed Manfredi access to the courts and gave him complete freedom.

But a few weeks later Manfredi was hauled away to a Roman dungeon on some obscure chages. Some time later, his body was fished out of the River Tiber with a huge stone tied around his neck.The adorable Manfredi died a horrible death, like a common criminal, at the hands of Borgia. Many fair maidens of Faenza sobbed uncontrollably when his corpse was brought to town.

NOW LET US EXAMINE AND INTERPRET THE SITUATION.

The truth surfaced later- Borgia was a man who was notoriously vain and insecure. He was a ladies man and loved to court beautiful women.But in the company of Manfredi, he was no match for the charming and pleasant disposition of the handsome young prince. In contrast, Borgia resembled a crude unrefined countryman of peasant origins wearing a battlesword whereever he went. The beautiful ladies of the Court secretly cast their eyes only on Manfredi and were not drawn to Borgia as they did to Manfredi. The mere presence of Manfredi made Borgia less attractive and in contrast displayed him like a country brute.

There is a profound lesson here. If you cannot help being charming, diplomatic and confident for what you are, you must learn to avoid such monsters of vanity. These are beasts born in every generation and in every society who are afflicted with such dreadful diseases.No physician, psychiatrist or religion in the whole world can heal these Jackasses!! When in the company of a Borgia, its safer to tone down your talents and charm OR safer still- avoid this horrid Jackass completely. Heed this advice or pay the price.

DO YOU AGREE?

Do you agree with the statement made here- Trust no one,Deceive everyone? True- this world is a harsh place to live and everyone has to be on their guard to avoid being taken in by somebodys bullshit.Definitely we need a shield to prevent someones filthy crap from landing on us.I would love to hear your personal practical philosophy on how to handle life.

ATTENDING CHURCH

This morning I attended a church of a Protestant background. The message was okay but monotanous,uninspiring and was more suited for hardcore criminals, Malaysian politicians and Bankers.In my considered opinion- the sermon content was 20% Scriptures from the Bible,30% personal opinion, 10% experience and the rest of it was plain Protestant Crap.

I tried to pay attention and give my due respects since I was in church, but there was this guy who sat besides me and started dozing off. His head began to lean on my shoulders and as I looked at him, only then I realized that he was a drug addict. I am a superstitious person- was God putting me to the test?Was he an angel in disguise?I was reluctant to push him away. He woke up but then crumpled on my shoulders again. This went on for a few times.When the preaching was over I left during the closing prayer for my teh tarik at the churchs canteen. I went away from church with a silent prayer for him " I pray that somebody will help him." While driving back, it occured to me that all the other people probably went home with the same prayer also- "I hope somebody will help him".

THE TV INTERVIEW

This morning I was invited to a TV interview with AVANI. When I arrived there were other panelists - one from the Trade Union, a Wanita Umno from some cawagan and MIC Wanita Chief. There were also lots of students from the IIU.( International Islamic University).

The big question was this- why are the races still so divided here in Malaysia? Everybody contributed their political niceties- all the usual crap about what a wonderful example Malaysia is to the whole world. I spoke out my mind this morning and I am regretting it now. The truth is this - that we are still a long way from racial integration. Everybody know that but very few want to comment for fear the reprisals. I wanted to keep my views to myself but today i lost the battle for self control. I told them what I felt- " The Malaysian Gooverment is being hypocritical."

AMAZING STRIPED ICEBERGS

Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by layers of snow that react to different conditions.

Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with meltwater and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form.

When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can freeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form a
green stripe.

Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up
when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.

AN AFTERNOON DREAM

This afternoon I took a short snooze and then I had this dream. There was this rambutan tree outside and the winds were blowing on it and suddenly the leaves began to sprout into something greenish like paper. I looked closer and to my utter and profound astonishment it was really money. It only bore money,money and more money- American currency. I asked why are you sprouting so much money ?Then suddenly I heard a voice from far above the clouds saying " I have seen all the hard labours you have done for me over the years, and this is my reward for you. And because I love you so much!!"

Then all of a sudden I woke up sweating- too bad- it was only a dream and there wasn't much cash in my pocket.Anyway I am grateful for whatever is left in my wallet. Vijay

A SORE IRRITATION

Its a quiet night and the moon looks moody.And I am at a nearby cyber cafe right now trying to do some quiet midnight blogging. But quietness is a rare commodity these days. The guy on my right hand side, is -I believe an Iranian.He is talking loudly on his phone- probably in his country it is normal. His language sounds like some rape is in progress. Most of the vowels obviously come from the throat.Look at this- "whoooah alhkosh AHhh mish mmuniyar yahaa, Dooosh koai muniyer AHH QAHH dhosh Kush!! I dont know what it is, but he certainly is having a good time lost in his own world.

Whatever hopes I had of a quiet and peaceful night of blogging has disappeared in the shadows.I am getting back into bed. Good night and sweet dreams. Vijay

DINNER WITH DR. EDWARDS.

There are a few people whom Providence puts across your path. One of them is definitely Dr. Edwards.He dropped by this evening unexpectedly and took me out for steam boat dinner and we had a very long chat. Once upon a time we were colleagues at Binary Business College. This Dr. just flows with encouraging words. When I met him during the days of Binary- he was lecturing on Management and I was lecturing on Business Law. But then we parted ways when he got a better offer and I was called to the Malaysian Bar.

In life, it is important that we get acquainted with the right people. Not everybody is suited to be your friend. Indeed some friendships may do you more harm than good.If you find that any relationship with anybody is stressing you and sapping your strength- dont hesitate- reduce contact or if necessary - cut ties.( I am not saying this in the context of marriage). Within the context of marriage, some issues need to be sorted out.

But outside the context of matrimonial union- tell them to take a hike. After some reflection you will come to a realization that you really dont need these "friends" around you. What the world really needs are more Dr. Edwards.God bless his soul.Vijay

GEORGE ORWELL

"For the ordinary man is passive. Within a narrow circle (home life, and perhaps the trade unions or local politics) he feels himself master of his fate, but against major events he is as helpless as against the elements. So far from endeavoring to influence the future, he simply lies down and lets things happen to him." (George Orwell)

ARE WE ALONE ?

Lately science has been telling us that we may not be alone in the universe.But thats nothing new. From old times religions have told us that we are not alone in the universe either- that there are other beings besides us- unseen for the most part to the human eyes- described by various names- angels, demons,goblins, vampires, pontianaks, toyols, hantu pocong and of course not forgetting the Prince of darkness- Dracula! The Hare Krishna guys tell us that there is a place called BRAHMALOKA out there yonder where beings live for thousands of years.

But science is beginning to admit that there may be something or someone out there and its only a matter of time before contact is made- and I hope that it does not look like what the religions have been warning us.